🦀Smashed Crab 2.0🦀

Ballsed up original account ... still no idea what I'm doing. Here for the laughs not the flappy genitals.

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Current mood :

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@_samantha8 Used, cold teabags on your eyes for 10 mins x

[i like food @messedupfoods]

I’m not using my free will correctly

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The only person in the UK not sweating today.

[❤️ Jax ❤️ @jax3230430]

NO DOG EVER DIED FROM MISSING A WALK.
KEEP THEM SAFE AND STAY HOME!

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

“Restrict your cat’s movement after surgery.”

Sure, sounds good. But have you ever met a cat? Cats are liquid with knives on their toes.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics.

[🎞️ Ross Thompson / RjSuspect]

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@WisdomLifeHack Colourful?? 🤣

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@kalanighost Happy Birthday!

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

The history of Britain explained
in just 17 seconds 🤣

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

The older I get, the more I understand why cats just walk away mid-conversation

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@SamChester @GBB1128505 @Boi85Billy 🤣

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@kalanighost Love watching you two, such nice guys 😁

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@soscahp07h @NeelsBohr1204 🤣

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@HifiSean So glad he's home safe x

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@TheGriftReport Bet it stinks in there 🤣

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@Alexarmstrong This is so, so wrong. These people are already going through the worst times of their lives and they're being told what they are allowed to say!? 😡 When is all this bullshit ever gonna stop? 😥

[Steve BG 🇺🇦 @Stevie_BG]

Nothing says World Cup more than lettuce

[Somerled Mackay - #actor #comic #EquityUK @SomeAreDead]

Probably the single funniest thing to ever be on British tv

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@SomeAreDead Still miss Sean Locke ☹️ We could deffo do with his humour right now ❤