Rosie Slack

BA (Hons) English at Falmouth University; works in IT. Chocolate button connoisseur; lover of Shakespeare, piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[Rosie Slack @rosieslack]

Graham from @Shelter @ Kings Cross Station this evening. Thank you for helping me carry my printer to the train. You are a wonderful person @marksandspencer should name a Christmas sandwich after you #thegraham #thepigsinblanketsequivalentofahuman #goodpeople

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3/3 - @ThomsonHolidays while people are literally trapped on the plane and will probably read the paper out of boredom. Absolutely appauled.

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2/3 - @ThomsonHolidays 'alternative facts' paper The Daily Mail. Just hours before voters fly home for #GE17 trying to manipulate votes

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1/3 - Disgusted to board my @ThomsonHolidays flight home to Gatwick from Orlando Sanford to find every seat has a copy of slanderous

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Dance like nobody is watching"

It still feels just as excruciatingly awkward in private, but thanks for the tip

[Rosie Slack @rosieslack]

What's twitter for if not for complaining about the UK rail network 👌🏻💩

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I love paying £33 to stand up all the way to London due to severe over crowding #ThanksGWR #WheresJeremyCorbyn

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My work colleague asked me what I had planned this weekend and I had to lie because all I have planned is to shave my legs #LonelyRosie

[The Independent @Independent]

This Barack Obama quote about Donald Trump is now more terrifying than ever https://t.co/0EtU6y8E8k

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@GWRHelp I'm going to miss the last train to Edinburgh Waverley because the trains have been delayed since I got on at Cholsey ☹️☹️

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@NealBroadbent https://t.co/ocOzRmFAgp

[Camp Thailand @CampThailand]

Newborn baby elephant stands for first time ❤️🐘

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His nickname is 'Basty' and I keep thinking the mother is offering him a pasty but no. And now I want a pasty

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How can this family seriously have named their child Bastian

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Just ran for the wrong train and boarded it to preserve my dignity #offtomanchesterigo #SundayFunday

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Sometimes I feel sad and then I remember that I have the same birthday as my main man @pitbull and everything is fine again

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If you carry a chihuahua in a fake YSL handbag on a train what kind of a person does that make you? #FirstGreatWestern #TrainThoughts

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All men called Mark are so nice. I don't know a mean Mark #truestory