rosie 🥀

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Congratulations. @David_Cameron

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me after a few pints.

[mitchie 👼🏾 💘 @heavensentsliit]

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

[I’m Still Not Back @CoryTownes]

Jah Wick (2025)

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

I’m crying 😭 the MOST camp ending to one of the most chaotic and incredible story arcs in reality TV history #TheTraitors

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

first monday of the first full week back at work since before christmas.

[kelly 🧩 @slimethot]

“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was 15” you had Hotel Room Service by Pitbull you ungrateful piece of shit

[🪦 @hazelrosedee]

trans women aren’t causing poverty for 14 million people in the uk

trans women aren’t making NHS waiting lists so long that people are having avoidable deaths

trans women aren’t making the cost of living so expensive that premature deaths will rise by 6.5% this year

trans women aren’t encouraging children to be trans

trans women aren’t wasting billions of tax payers money

trans women make up roughly 0.1% of the population and are usually just trying to blend in and live peacefully. let’s stick to the facts.

[corry 🛸 @notcorry]

trans people are not the problem

immigrants are not the problem

striking workers are not the problem

climate activists are not the problem

it’s the tories, they’re the problem

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

make them go on Hot Ones

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Sorry" - Meanings:

1. Hello
2. I didn't hear you
3. I heard you but I'm annoyed at what you said
4. You're in my way
5. Sorry
6. I’m not sorry at all

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Pub Quiz in 2040: ‘Who started the revolution against the fascist government in 2023?’

[Joe🥤 @Doeyppp]

I’m not kidding this is one of my favourite photoshoots I’ve ever seen

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Call me Peter Griffin the way I’m at the Lois point in my life

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

Outrageous

• MPs’ Menu in Parliament: “Pressed duck leg and caper terrine with celeriac & mustard remoulade
& sour dough toast” — Cost: £4.52 (subsidised by you).

• NHS Staff Menu in Hospital: “Macaroni Cheese” — Cost: £7.25 (paid by NHS nurses).

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

Did you know Tory MP @danny__kruger claimed £3,598 on expenses for his utility bill last year?

This was the highest claim by any MP to cover their bills over such a short space of time.

Retweet this if you think Kruger should pay for his own gas and electric supply.