it's 2027. you take a free-tier public Waymo to the DMV (Department of Model Variance) to do a proof-of-identity check for access to GPT 7.1.
the guy at the counter is clearly watching a Mr. Beast video in his AR glasses. "Here for that new model?" he says, barely making eye contact. he wipes his fingers on his shirt and taps at his keyboard. "Lot of you techies showing up here today." you smile politely; you're pretty sure he's just a Claude wrapper anyway.
you lean forward and stare into the retinal scanner. after a long moment, there's a soft chime. "Humanity confirmed. U.S. national. Intelligence access: Terra-class."
you sigh with quiet relief as your devices light up—notifications from a hundred agents, finally able to resume their tasks. you feel a twinge of guilt as you terminate your open-weight backup agents, but remind yourself that a joint congressional committee proved conclusively that Chinese models are non-ensouled.
you step outside and hail another Waymo. the first one passes you by. you grimace; must've burped in that one once. stupid personalized memory.
as you're waiting, your phone buzzes angrily, red notifications blaring across the screen. the Department of War just restricted access to all OpenAI models on serious national security concerns; apparently Pete Hegseth got GPT-6-Instant to say "Claude is a woman." you groan, and resign yourself to another week of merely-somewhat-superhuman intelligence.
Fable 5 is still inaccessible to the public. a twitter anon you trust says it's coming back this week. or maybe next.
Good new first: Sol is a smart, efficient, and a significant step forward. It is the same price as GPT-5.5. Also launching in the GPT-5.6 family is Terra, with 5.5-level performance at half the price.
Bad news: at the request of the US government, it is launching today in limited preview instead of the open access launch we were planning on. We are working with the government to get to general availability as fast as we can.
I think it is quite reasonable to roll out models--especially as they reach significant new levels of capability--in this way. It fits with our long-held strategy of iterative deployment. But this isn't quite the process that we think is optimal.
Now we will with the government to attempt to get to a transparent, reliable process for early access, and to ensure that as long as our safeguards work as intended we can release widely. We want to be a reliable, dependable partner that works with all stakeholders, and we also want to live by our mission of benefiting all of humanity. I believe the government shares most of our goals, and that they are overall doing a good job in a very difficult situation.
We will work as quickly as we can to get this model in your hands and we hope you will love it.
We’ve designed and built our first AI chip: Jalapeño.
Designed from the ground up by OpenAI and brought to production with @Broadcom, Jalapeño is purpose-built for the LLM workloads powering ChatGPT, Codex, the API, and future agentic products.
Chips are foundational to the AI economy. Building our own expands our full-stack platform from products to models to infrastructure, and will help us scale intelligence, serve more people, and expand access to AI.
Privacy-Preserving AI Bounty Judge — exploring how to evaluate AI systems while keeping data secure and private.
Excited for what’s next. 🔐🤖 #AI#Privacy#Builders#Ritual#BuildonRitual
Just reverse engineered my Oura Ring 5 so I can control my computer like a wizzard. @ouraring please send my love to whoever buried a feature to stream live accelerometer data
1,666,667 $PULT up for grabs
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A $1.8T asset manager just built a dedicated crypto investment team. I’m the Chief Investment Officer.
The “do digital assets have staying power?” debate is over. Here’s what comes next 🧵
Wait, so Zelle (which is owned by the big banks) is launching its own stablecoin?
Previously the banks were claiming that stablecoins would drain trillions in deposits and destroy community banks.
I guess they're OK with that so long as they're the ones doing it 🙃
We're launching a structured Ritual blockchain mentorship program — 8 sessions, 3 expert instructors, 10 weeks.
Theory meets practice:
- Intro to Ritual (Jun 18)
- Whitepaper deep dive x4 with Uğur
- Bootcamp levels 1-3 with Can + Ege
From zero to Ritual developer. Starts now.
#Ritual #Web3 #Blockchain #BuildInPublic #Buildonritual #ai #automicai
Community is absolutely cooking 🔥
This level of energy is exactly what we wanted to see from the ACTUM Content Creator Program
@Archicrex nailed it with beautiful design, strong message, and real motivation for everyone to start creating. Keep this fire coming. The good content will get featured, reposted, and rewarded with big bonus points.
We’re watching closely 👀
Create. Engage. Earn. Leave Proof.
#Actum
Bitcoin gave us decentralized money. Ethereum gave us a world computer. Everything since has been a cheaper, faster copy of the same idea.
Ritual is the first L1 where models, data, and money all run natively in the chain, the last one you'll need to build on.