rowa

solve my riddles

[dolo @doloyeung]

Elven beauty: I LOVE your robe. How long have you been a mage?

Me: I'm a cleric

Elven beauty: Oh... that's.. that's a very important class, too. Well... it was nice speaking to you

Me: I can heal anything... anything... save a wounded heart

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

that one homie thats cannon fodder

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

When your grandpa is choking in his sleep but everything in his closet is genuinely archive

[Robert Fent Jones Sr. @TagliatelleTodd]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[goo @exciseise98]

home alone so im smoking weed in my underwear

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

I still believe In Santa I don’t give a fuck

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

if you’re bored as fuck try switching up on your closest friends as a form of entertainment

[三百世界 @300syumibito]

ｼﾞｮﾆ

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Baseball tip: They hate you. They want to see you face down in the dirt. Make them suffer.

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

My balls

Your chin

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Get yourself together man. Move to LA. Buy a 7-string guitar. Start a nu-metal band. Get six or seven band mates... Smoke weed with them. Book some gigs. Burn down a music festival. Listen to Faith No More. Start some kinda Bar-n-Grill.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Ten thousand arrows piercing my flesh here

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

I've felt this way before

[🔋Leggo @markyleggg]

My coworkers be giving it their all & I be on instagram

[rowa @rowa_nnya]

I bet you’ve got a lot of space in your body

[cabby @cabby]

Since no one wants to play toys with me I am going to do my second favorite activity , waterboarding myself alone in a soundproof room for fun

[mimi :3 @smalltiddyemogf]

crawls on ur fingers to make u uncomfortable