Rowan

They/Them | Agender | Magic: the Gathering apologist and former Phantom Forces prodigy.

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@absurdseagull @LiteralMem3s Please share with the class

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@maipochacco Hard to breathe - bugsy

[Shep @SHEPLION]

I hope no one did this yet

[Oleandrina² @_C32H48O9]

@Shattubatu Im new in the Computer Numerical Control industry, Is it mandatory to attend to orgies?

[Anna 🦊🏳️‍🌈 ✈️ MC Amsterdam @LaZorraDeAnna]

¿Alguien sabe qué hacer con las cartas que han caducado?

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@CuckMyBiscuits @IslandGoSAMe You should stop playing magic then <3

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@SaffronOlive im seeing we are getting more legends that transform, could there possibly be a return of your agatha's soul cauldron brew that you made back when final fantasy came out?

[Piper?🏳️‍⚧️ @probablypiper]

ACAB includes those people who make their cars look like cop cars

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@sillyfella600 The joke is that the setup has been changed in a way that makes the punchline not a punchline anymore, just a logical continuation. The rape connotation is somewhat present but only as a byproduct of the actual joke.

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@chaser_bait Does that mean if I find my friend in the position, dead, with no cum on their face, then I have to cum on their face to protect their image?

[Tina @Tinatown89]

@srakomir “1/3 of my generation got aborted” motherfucker 100% of your generation went extinct at the end of the pleistocene😭

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@LuciaEverblack I wish it was double sided so you could switch back and forth from horny bears to horny bears. Also shoulda had a token :[

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@HolcmanAgustin @ics923 Sure buddy

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@HolcmanAgustin @ics923 Making up a scenario and getting mad at it again I see

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

@serraphice He gets the being a boy part from Joseph </3

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

Ive stopped looking up the context for posts like these. I still like them I just do it in a carefree and whimsical way where I enjoy it no matter what the punchline is.

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

I've been playing modern every fnm for a couple of weeks now and I've always at least top 4'd and made my money back. Feels good ngl

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

This is about the larping detransitoners who are fucking annoying

[Rowan @rowangnetry]

Person who tried something new and learned more about themselves in the process: "can't believe I wasted a part of my life doing THAT"