Roxie Pell

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

I will have vengeance on the sorceress who turned my baby into a fruit salad

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

unfortunately I was unable to watch the presidential debate as that would negatively affect my gut health. Best of luck to whoever has the most diverse microbiome

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

Red and blue are the top 2 primary colors and also each other’s best friends. Yellow is also in the group but it’s so obvious that red and blue hang out sometimes without her

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

feels insane to meet a fellow woman and…shake her hand ? We should be stroking each others hair by the river

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

ughh can’t decide if I yearn for an experience of sublime grandeur or absurd folly rn

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

crying myself to sleep (tone: upbeat)

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

the family guy theme song sounds so good fr

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

watching video content on silent and sending to my friends before verifying whether it’s funny with the sound on. A Russian roulette of sorts

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

love it when the news is like “BREAKING!!! flights delayed due to snowstorm” and we’re all like ok👍

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

Squidward would have loved Lana del Rey

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

STOP ACCUSING me of wearing WIDE LEGGED jeans to keep up with GEN Z I have FAT LEGS and BODY DYSMORPHIA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

Please god give me just one day of reprieve from this

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

I love being Creative in like a general sense but then when I actually create something it’s like ohh my god why would you do that

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

gas 🤨
food 🙄🧐😒🆗
lodging 🥶😋💯💦😂😈

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

I love when grimes goes eeeeeeeeeeeEe

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

little kids are kindof cute but then when they get limbs that’s the Grinch

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

Ok I actually felt loca for this cause at the time I was Iike oh wait ok cool so like why not just do this then?? But everyone was like NO we will NOTT 💅 negotiatee! Drop those bombss!! And now everyone’s just acting like it was never an option

[Alex Shams @alexshams_]

It's shocking how little coverage this is getting:

After the Oct. 7 attack, Hamas offered to free children, women & elderly hostages in exchange for 5 day ceasefire

Israel said no and invaded Gaza instead

Those hostages are now trapped under the bombs

https://t.co/9SUw33t7b9

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

When a conventionally hot person identifies as a 6 it’s like okk not only are they beautiful they’re also humble and hilarious they have it ALL! When I do that ppl are like, yes ❤️

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

me when the emergency alert went off

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

making an AI deepfake of me and your mom lol. We’re in a loving relationship with mutual respect and clearly communicated boundaries lmaooo. We’re so proud of you son😂😂😂😂

[Roxie Pell @roxie_pell]

The way schools recklessly divide&combine years by fall and spring…..a brazen rejection of the very concept of linear time…Creating new timelines, multiverses even…That scene in Interstellar where Matthew Mcoconahhheyeh goes into the black hole with all the TVs…Rick and morty