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[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

orange juice with pulp is so fuckign crazy imagine if there was a potato in your vodka

[avery 🗡️ ieroween @gorebugs]

literally the black parade

[kuki @kumxem]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get off twitter and get a job"

i'm on the clock scrolling, pls be fr

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

Me: Lmao, I saw it on Twitter.

Them: What's your Twitter?

Me: I don't have Twitter.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If you still support Trump, I assume you're a closeted homosexual and a pedophile.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you i'm upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

trespassing

[Riċ @ricblurs]

saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

[ຸ @swagboygen]

once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It's fucking over for all your other pants

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

we should do this again but without covid-19

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

You guys have to stop mourning the fall of social media apps and start bringing back blogs, forums, and websites.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Seen in Philadelphia...

[Anime4days ⚙️ @Anime4dayss]

me when i see a tweet saying fuck ICE: