Royce Branson

The Living Manifestation of Destiny

[Premier League @premierleague]

From one goal machine to another 🤖⚽️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🫂🇦🇷

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

Ref tells Saka to hurry up and take the corner with stoppage time up. Saka does his usual slow-walk to run down the clock. The ref calmly waits, and the absolute second Saka gets into position? He blows for half-time.

Absolute cinema. Masterclass game management for a final.

Arsenal got so used to getting away with murder from Premier League refs that when someone actually enforces the rules, they think they’re being robbed.

Credit where it’s due tho, they played some demonic football to get here. But if PL refs weren't so intimidated by Arteta’s touchline tantrums and fooled by their theatrics, Arsenal wouldn’t be parading a PGMOL trophy today.

Justice served in Europe! 🫶🏼

[Eric @amerix]

Men are full:

• Full of unpaid bills.

• Full of frustrations.

• Full of failures.

• Full of symptoms.

Be graceful to men.

They deserve peace of mind.

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| MEAN WHILE IN TANZANIA, A PUSKAS WORTHY GOAL WAS SCORED. ⚽️🔥

[Luxury African Safaris | Tanzania Tours | amara @amara_safari]

There is something about the Tanzanian wilderness that stays with you long after the dust has settled on your boots. It’s more than just a trip; it’s a front-row seat to the raw, unscripted rhythm of the natural world. 🇹🇿🦁✨

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Larry Madowo’s relationship with Edith Kimani is likely to last a very long time because they both live in separate houses. They only meet when he wants to supply her with high voltage electricity. Even our grandparents used to live in different houses, and that’s why they stayed together till death did them part.

These days, partnerships seem to work best when everyone has their own space especially when kids are not yet involved. Gentlemen, this might just be the secret formula to peace, long life, and low blood pressure.

No arguments over wet towels on the bed, no interrogations about why you came home at 11 p.m, and no being sent to buy onions in the middle of a football match. Love her deeply, spoil her properly, but let everyone sleep in their own kingdom. Sometimes distance doesn’t kill romance, it keeps the batteries fully charged. Stay guided son.

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Dame un grrr.

[Luxury African Safaris | Tanzania Tours | amara @amara_safari]

Imagine waking up to the call of the Savannah, wrapped in Egyptian cotton, with nothing between you and the horizon but a pane of glass and a private plunge pool.

[Luxury African Safaris | Tanzania Tours | amara @amara_safari]

Wild at heart, luxury by design.

From golden hour game drives to starlit bush dinners, this is the ultimate reset. Some places stay with you long after the dust settles.
#LuxurySafari #SafariStyle #BucketListTravel #WildernessRefined #SerengetiMagic #TravelInspo

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes has reached 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ @ManUtd assists at a remarkable rate! 👀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😑

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

You know the world is healing when everyone is saying Merry Christmas

[Yatharth Mann @yatharthmann]

Larry Page: “Elon is one of the people who genuinely understands physics and applies it.”

Sergey Brin: “Elon is someone who thinks extremely deeply about hard technical problems.”

Eric Schmidt: “Elon is extremely smart. He thinks about problems at a fundamental physics level.”

Satya Nadella: “Elon has a deep understanding of engineering trade-offs.”

Yann LeCun: “He’s a very smart guy and I’m in awe of some of his projects.”

Jeff Dean: “Elon Musk is extremely capable technically.”

Andrew Ng: “Elon is clearly very smart and technically capable, even when I disagree with him.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Elon Musk understands engineering at a level that most CEOs do not.”

Chris Hadfield: “Elon Musk is clearly very intelligent and serious about engineering.”

Andrej Karpathy: “Elon has an incredible ability to reason from first principles. It’s very rare.”

Tom Mueller: “He’s a super smart guy and he learns from talking to people. He’s so sharp, he just picks it up.”

Jim Cantrell: “Elon taught himself rocket science faster than anyone I’ve ever seen. And I’ve been doing this my whole career.”

Robert Zubrin: “Elon Musk is a brilliant engineer with an extraordinary ability to cut through nonsense.”

George Church: “Elon Musk is extraordinarily intelligent and unusually well-read across sciences.”

Vaclav Smil: “Elon Musk is a very intelligent engineer, though overly optimistic.”

Miguel Nicolelis: “Elon Musk is a brilliant mind, even when he overreaches.”

George Hotz: “Elon is actually very smart. People underestimate how technical he really is.”

Sal Khan: “Elon Musk is a deeply intelligent person who genuinely understands the science behind what he’s building.”

Mark Cuban: “Elon is very smart and ahead of the curve.”

Naval Ravikant: “Elon Musk is operating at a different intellectual level.”

Rodney Brooks: “Elon Musk is smart and technically literate, even if provocative.”

Cory Doctorow: “Elon Musk is obviously very smart. That’s not in dispute.”

Tim Urban: “Elon Musk is one of the deepest first-principles thinkers I’ve ever encountered.”

Uday Kotak: “Elon Musk is a genius in the way he combines engineering with execution.”

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Health Sec. Bobby Kennedy just SMASHED 20 pull-ups at DCA airport, at 71 years old

LMAO, EPIC! 🔥🔥

This is the embodiment of MAHA right here.

It doesn't get any better than this.

[Rosita Díaz @RositaDaz48]

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

[Engineer Faisal @PyeparFaisal]

The Indian police came up with this campaign to curb excessive honking in Mumbai 😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

Man Utd's monthly award winners in October 🤩

🏃‍♂️ @EASPORTSFC Player = Bryan Mbeumo
👔 @BarclaysFooty Manager = Ruben Amorim

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

[Ahmad @NotherAhmad5]

Once a legend said "even a school bus looks small if you park it in the Grand Canyon".