Rob Pedroso

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[Rob Pedroso @rpedroso]

@ByPatForde And birdie

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@EoinHiggins_ @mtaibbi So desperate. Hack.

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@mcuban @grok Why waste time with a POS who abuses his own dog?

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@TartanArmyGroup Bienvenidos a Miami. Prepare for heat and humidity like you’ve never experienced before.

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@TheKevinDalton If it wasn’t for double standards, the media would have none at all.

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@MightyMuth24 @RoKhanna No, he isn’t.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@KatsOnTop Paraguay is not in Europe

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

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@CBSNews @NellieBowles This is racist

[Sarah Isgur @whignewtons]

Also Susan Collins is the existential threat? She voted to impeach Trump! This is like when R’s tried to argue that Joe Manchin was the problem. We should want people from the other party willing to negotiate and compromise.

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@jpodhoretz Stunned!

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@ESPNNBA @espn WAAHHHH

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@WSJ Didn’t that start around 800 years ago?

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@CollegeFBonX Where is JMU? Take the under regardless

[Rosa María Payá A. @RosaMariaPaya]

Jóvenes limpios, sin pánico, clamando lo que toda Cuba quiere. Lo que nuestra nación urgentemente necesita: LIBERTAD.

Castro, @DiazCanelB: no los toquen.

Todo lo que estos valientes jóvenes buscan es #makecubagreatagain

Con ustedes @Fueradelacaja__

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@thejmkane @pmarca @grok Lmao. We would’ve gotten away with it if not for these meddling kids.

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@kat_maryb There is no such thing .

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Taxation is theft.

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@HillerMaxwell Attaboy