Becky Robinson Bates

internet trash • chaotic neutral • funnier in enochian

[Becky Robinson Bates @rrobin0609]

Just call me kernel panic cause my brain is running on an endless idle loop

[Shanda, like panda bear @shandataber]

I'm just, right now.

[Becky Robinson Bates @rrobin0609]

and if things dont pan out, well, hey, I have 1000 unisom to fix everything.

(jk. I have a path to UK citizenship where they get election results at 10pm on the dot)

[Becky Robinson Bates @rrobin0609]

I'm an insomniac on actual steroids for post-viral bronchitis and after finally falling asleep after 1am, my child woke me up and has been vomiting since 3:30am

[Becky Robinson Bates @rrobin0609]

Ordered 1000 unisom and it showed up yesterday so I'm pass tf out and stop refreshing every 20 seconds

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

There’s no point in checking the results until the morning, I tell myself as I refresh the screen every 20 seconds

[Marquis Govan @MarquisGovan1]

Missouri voters remain weird. Supporting abortion rights and paid sick leave, increasing the min wage and then voting for politicians who are diametrically opposed to both.

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[• rachel • @rachelwilbury]

guy who doesn't want trump to win because he wants to preserve grover cleveland's legacy as the only president to serve non-consecutive terms

[Ross Martin @PCBearcat]

Mahomes be like

[b @wwxwashere]

when the serotonin runs out

[fleabag headquarters @fleabagreact]

that’s called a fleabag rewatch 🫶

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

I hate being someone who has been chronically depressed my entire life because at this point it’s just annoying and feels juvenile to spend weeks of my life consumed by the scaries again like “oh no I wanna die again” ok bitch grow up

[Becky Robinson Bates @rrobin0609]

@archivedilfs I think y'all missed out by not including Greg Davies, Mike Wozniak, and Yusuf Dikec on the ballot

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

Nothing recharges me for another workweek like 48 hours of laundry, cleaning, food shopping, and everything else I didn’t have time for last week

[The Boys Out of Context Clips @TheBoysOOCC]

Girlfriend dressed up as a octopus for halloween so this is what her boyfriend dressed up as…😂 #TheBoys

[nick (also on bsky but not really) @GlitchedCalie]

me seeing this while watching community