ryder b

[ryder b @rryderb]

me stuck in an OCD loop for an hour reminding myself what day it is so i know i’m real

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

I like to try and make people feel stupid when they talk to me. like for even trying to. like if they ask how I been I say "whatever. I don't know

[ryder b @rryderb]

@poopydoopyhere soup time wya ?

[ryder b @rryderb]

raising my hand sitting in a restaurant and asking if i may please use the restroom

[ryder b @rryderb]

*me tasting a chardonnay i bought* i’m getting notes of i’m gay

[ryder b @rryderb]

@jackskokos

[lewis15 @lewis15_]

Laughing At A Funny Joke While Drinking A Caffeinated Beverage.

[ryder b @rryderb]

i have no control over it but i sleepwalk multiple times per night and walk into the kitchen take little nips of vodka and then get back in bed and i always wake up hammered

[ryder b @rryderb]

i am officially getting rid of some of my personnel files due to filing cabinet restraints so if you’ve known me anytime in the last ~8 years, you can stop by my home and i’ll sell yours to you for a fair price ($50 minimum, depending on your character and the information i hold)

[ryder b @rryderb]

i had a nightmare someone very evil tried to throw away my bag of ground coffee and my coffee maker because i’ve been having too many great ideas lately

[Reductress @Reductress]

Aww! This Woman Sees the Face of God in Every Person She Meets, and It's Terrifying: https://t.co/I3V1d4pyK4

[unfriendly man @MouthfulOfSores]

when im alone for more than 20 minutes i start thinking stuff like "someone put a low frequency sonic weapon in my home" or "ive seen that word a lot lately, i should be careful"

[ryder b @rryderb]

i’ve been experimenting with alcohol’s effect on the human body by drinking 1 beer and watching tv (results inconclusive - haven’t finished beer yet)

[ryder b @rryderb]

i wish i could keep the videos on my camera roll i take in my dreams

[ryder b @rryderb]

@jackskokos can’t swing it. sorry

[ryder b @rryderb]

anybody wanna get into a comical arrangement with me where we are constantly giving the same $10 back to each other every time we cross paths

[ryder b @rryderb]

@jackskokos keep doing exactly what you’re doing

[ryder b @rryderb]

im like the clingy boyfriend that does way too much and is wayyy too friendly that it stops being attractive and you can no longer cum but the waiter version of that

[ryder b @rryderb]

when i cut open and dissect a lamb i have to do it in short bursts of multiple sittings or i get too freaked out. i’ll never stop killing though

[ryder b @rryderb]

sometimes the new releases algorithm gives such a hidden gem. guy seems cool as hell super dope soundtrack i’d recommend it fosho