bobby 🫡

carpe diem

[Pukicho @pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

he's halfway through a life altering refactor of the entire codebase, now make the model illegal

[tab @clevercorvid27]

U ever put your phone in your pocket and your pants just fall off

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That love is not enough

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[le'on @twobularbells]

⚠️ WARNING! ⚠️ DO NOT TOUCH YOUR PENIS FOR THE NEXT 4 HOURS! EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

[josh @joshypooper]

whoever has my voodoo doll lick the tip

[z @z4pych4n]

a job? like that guy from the bible?

[Bjorn @steakeggsmilk]

You are not a “sensitive young man”. You are a pussy and a FAGGOT.

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[🐾 @elsdawg]

where do they get their videos from bruh 😭

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

i went to dinner and my dad showed me a reel about "retardmaxxing"

[Stupid Twink @ThisStupidTwink]

when i was like 12 i really wanted to understand the fourth dimension to the point thhat it genuinely upset me

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(A week into Salò trying to lighten the mood) Come on guys, it's probably gonna be like 8 days of Sodom, 9 max

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Doordashing from a bikini coffee place cause i want to make the driver get a boner