Jeanne Schiro

Find your happiness not just in the big moments of life but in every little one.

[Ruby Lemon @U5Eduard]

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it's wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up & down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

Just held the door for an Asian guy. He said "Sank you", so I punched him in the face, I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

[Diana Fontenot @votinov83]

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

Call me virginity. because once you lose me, i ain't coming back.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

First time I noticed inflation was when beer prices changed everywhere.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

I hope someday chickens will be able to cross the road without their motives being called into question.

[Maria Bortz @kolionteva]

"You should've come with us!" "Well, inviting me would've been nice..."

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

Ugly bitches be having their photos in all kind of fucking angles. Upside down, sideways and shit. BITCH YOU UGLY AT EVERY ANGLE

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

There's a special place in Hell reserved for people who use hashtags on Facebook.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm. ?

[Ruby Youngblood @84Stishev]

"Never Mind." Definition: You should've listened the first 3 times b*tch.

[Jeanne Schiro @RudalevCool]

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.