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[rudi @rudilaredo]

Last year I had an interview at Cambridge uni, next week ive got a job interview to be a full time lifeguard, oh how the mighty have fallen

[★ @fuitsnack]

just paid my credit card bill

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

[Trey @treydayway]

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break

[Sean @elseanawy]

friday 5pm

[rudi @rudilaredo]

Americans might be the funniest people ever. Long live the King

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

This is what new Conservative Prime Minister Liz Truss really thinks about working people.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

Boris Johnson: Families up and down this country are going to face a very tough winter and we just have to accept that.

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

Just get a new kettle kids and you’ll save a tenner on your £7,500 energy bills

Visionary gibberish from the outgoing PM

[rudi @rudilaredo]

@IntoxicatedPapi Cheers chief, hope you’re well x

[แจ๊ค™ @thailandexotic]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition

[Ams @amyjmclaughlin]

Wish I had a gun so I could shoot the bird that sits outside my window screaming every morning

[h @indianasc0nes]

When you remember Bielsa & his time at Leeds United, don’t remember the end, remember promotion week, the Swansea win, his first game v Stoke, remember him lifting the trophy with the biggest, humble smile, Elland Road the night we went up. Remember him how he deserves. #lufc

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Danish government: We'll take 20,000 Ukrainian refugees

Polish government: You don't need a passport. Come here for safety & you can even bring your pets

UK government: We lit up some buildings blue & yellow

[rockstar @cadefart]

a wise man once said

[Tko ❤️‍🔥 @NormalTKo]

Idk you tell me

[rudi @rudilaredo]

Absolute shell of a man today

[rudi @rudilaredo]

7:43 and were just sitting down to eat. Shambles.

[rudi @rudilaredo]

7pm and my family’s still cooking Christmas dinner what sort of chaotic planning is this