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☆ whole milk gives u heart disease but i'm here for a good time not a long time ☆ she/her ☆

[(REDACTED) @runaway__heart]

spot the difference

[layla @mastikhorpaglu]

😭😭

[camille @peachofthewest]

I actually have an amazing and normal relationship with sex and food and my body and my ex

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

can not stand those money management ads like “i was paying for three doordash subscriptions 😱” bitch how would that even happen. get off my tv

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

1. i knew you’d linger like a tattoo kiss
2. i knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs
3. the smell of smoke would hang around this long
4. cause i knew EVERYTHING when i was young

[sabunny @mama_moons]

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

“Is he out of women?” is the perfect response.

[(REDACTED) @runaway__heart]

Great job everyone. You took away third spaces for teens and now look at what they’re doing. They’re speed running Scientology buildings.

[buoymoder ⚧ @buoymoderr]

i wonder how much cooler id be if i never internalized shame at a young age

[Dave Spore @Sporaticus_]

Hey @AshleyMoodyFL realize ur busy with NYC taxes on secondary residences, but do u have any comments on how DeSantis—u know the guy who appointed you to the Senate—uses Floridian’s tax dollars?

How about federal tax dollars?

Alot of this ⬇️ was Medicaid & opioid settlement $

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[(REDACTED) @runaway__heart]

just remembered i have to move this summer

[(REDACTED) @runaway__heart]

Unfortunately I was right. Getting married was good for the clout.

[(REDACTED) @runaway__heart]

i legitimately just thought “whenever i post my own wedding photos i’m going to get so much clout”

i am a HORRIBLe person :)

[Faj @Faj1791]

I'm convinced Donald Trump is a top 10 character in the history of civilization. People will be studying the mass psychosis that allowed this obviously pathetic person to control so many people for generations to come. They'll never really be able to come up with 1 clean answer.

[Alexis is sowing discord in the West @ArchewellBaby]

This is because white women who predominantly vote MAGA, don't believe the rules apply to them.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I don’t really drink anymore so it’s been fun to learn which behaviors I usually blame on being tipsy are actually just all me. yeah sorry I sent you 17 texts about being bored when I got home last night, I,,, am annoying

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Internal White House meetings goin on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

[Matt the anarchist 🏴 Ⓐ @tigerfoos]

Always remember that capitalism is a lie. You deserve food, shelter and drink because you exist. You do not have to earn them. You do not need to prove your worth through labor and you are not lazy for hating it.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think if musicians want to stay out of politics then should also consider shutting the fuck up about Jesus