Chris Stave

I'm a network engineer and cocktail writer living in Jersey City, New Jersey. Also hilarious, smart, clever, and humble.

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I made a life-size bread version of the main character in that new Netflix show, but it won't fit in the oven. #unbakable

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@astrowatchx @iAnonPatriot Which money? Everyone I know who attended did so at personal expense because they care.

Poster board and low quality markers don't buy themselves you know!

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@ShadowTrader17 @mitchberotti @PrimaDonald @iAnonPatriot How's Iran treatin' ya? Lovin' it?

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@LucasSolo0 @electionsjoe Jack Hughes from Team USA is killin' it though.

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@Bmmoody @danielledsouzag @KidRock The teachings ("love") or the performative dusting off of bibles? Seems like Mr Bunny is sort of nailing the message and Kid Rock is maybe not so much?

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@TrixStar76 @RealTheoWold Aaaand quick check in, why shouldn't citizenship be a wide open process?

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@JosephLequia So Pepe the frog has a very complicated history, but this isn't an "organization" thing, it's some people putting on ridiculous costumes to clearly show that the protests aren't violent and dangerous. Also, this is decidedly not Pepe.

They're having fun, what's crazy about that?

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@MechanicJay I've been mere feet away from this process!

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@MechanicJay I used to work across the hall from diffusion at Unitrode!

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@ppyttap Bad news! This is true and the current administration is cutting the VA like crazy. Terrible.

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@ppyttap Great news, it's not true! https://t.co/Z92enOkULU

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@ppyttap Great news, it isn't true!

https://t.co/1UWI7If1EO

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@spiderlou2099 As one of them, thank you! The beeps and cheers were a huge highlight!

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@moment_mirthful @SenSanders I suspect you don't know what oligarchy is.

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@spike292929 @moment_mirthful @SenSanders And what would you have them do?

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@joe2boogaloo @danielsgoldman Could we get a reasonable transition enacted through laws though, maybe?

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@DadCzarCool @jakeformayor If you've got a bunch of options for local game stores, check them all out, huge range of ages, friendliness, and competitiveness from store to store.

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@platosalimony 6/7 for five sounds overpowered to me!

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@BenMiScott @RoborosewaterM But if there's only one blocker, it's dead before it can block.
I like that the exerting prevents it from killing something every turn, which would be a little hard to deal with.