AITA: my (uncountable eons old M) stupid fucking chud homunculus (five months NB) submitted MY elixir to the grand council before me, claiming it all as their own and rendering the last three ages of my work utterly meaningless. AITA for casting Talia’s Tormenting Touch on them?
*seeing my rival knight all the way across the field of battle and guffawing* the foolish knave, he hath been shrunk by foul sorcery! *he rides towards me and gets closer and i gasp* by the king
Congratulations #Maldives 🇲🇻 for eliminating mother-to-child transmission of #hepatitisB!
The country is also maintaining
🏆 Elimination of mother-to-child transmission HIV
🏆 Elimination of mother-to-child transmission syphilis
(validated in 2019)
This historic achievement makes Maldives the first country in the world to achieve 'triple elimination'.
Congrats! Congrats! Congrats! 🥳
it’s tragicomic how blu*sky — an app built by a bunch of techno-optimist decentralist types — got colonized by a user base that hates technology, hates decentralization, and hates optimism
> looking at “Pirini”
> ask the people there if it’s real or rava
> they don't understand
> pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is real pirini and what is rava “pirini”
> they laugh and say "it's good pirini sir"
> taste the pirini
> its rava
Does anyone have that post about how humans are basically the Fae to other creatures? Terrifying, may kill you for breaking rules you don't and can't possibly comprehend, but may also save your life or do the impossible for you if you ask politely.
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he’s an opponent of the Great Man theory of history:
me: where’d daddy go?
baby: structural forces have caused my father to disappear
me: peekaboo!
baby: as a result of long-run dynamics, my father has returned