BONER DONOR

SUBURBAN ROYALTY

[BONER DONOR @ruslg1]

Stress balls... But for your MOUTH!

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

Who knew at this age I'd still be growing out of my bras...

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

Me~ *listening to Manson
Her~ um, usually your music is pleasant to listen to. Today it just sounds like they want to kill baby animals.

[SmokeJumper ™® @schumyxxx]

"Dude, you left a sticker on your hat."

- stuff I say to fuck with people.

[BONER DONOR @ruslg1]

If she shaves her ass, pretty sure she doesn't wanna beard in it fellas.

[honey please @sweetthoneyplz]

Great balls of fire is the best song about std's

[Frankie Balls @FRANKSTALICIOUS]

Christ has died, Christ has risen, Christ will come again. All over your face.

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

If I'm willing to do the butt stuff with you, you're pretty fuckin special in my book.

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

If you'd stop chugging dick and listen you'd understand

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

I'm a lot smarter than I look, can't help you're too fucking stupid to figure that out

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

I may be the only white girl on the planet that hasn't surrendered herself to the Pumpkin Spice Latte

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

Marriage

Just don't

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

Keep calling me Hussy... I like it

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

Boss: The inspectors are here
Me: *fucks up everything all at once*

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

I never wear lipstick. But, I'll be damned if this shade wouldn't look fucking perfect on your collar.

[BONER DONOR @ruslg1]

@FavstarOfTheDay @shesananteater Thank you for the cup, it's been so long, I hope I'm doing this right. Smooches

[Not your dream girl @nettie0918]

Emotionally unavailable

~a how to book on life

[Not your dream girl @nettie0918]

He told me I laugh too much, I don't believe that such a thing exists.

[Not your dream girl @nettie0918]

Turns out people that seem to good to be true ultimately are...... People don't have to use a false picture in order to be a "catfish".