Peach

Maybe I brushed my hair today, you don't know.

[Kung Fu Kanga @_little_old_me]

Oh sure, you want to take me to Poundtown.

BUT WHO THE FUCK'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO FUNKY TOWN? OR CUNTING PARADISE CITY??!! WHO?!

[Peach @imacountrypeach]

So. In. Love. With. Matt. Ryan. Right. Now.

[Northern Lights 🦖🐢🐸 @PinkCamoTO]

Silence isn't always strength.

#BellLetsTalk

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

HILARIOUS PRANK:
Die alone in your house so your friends & family worry about you for weeks but hahaha you're dead.

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

The year is 2042. Little Caesars introduces the pepperoni cheese pretzel bacon wrapped stuffed crust pizza. Queen Honeybooboo is pleased.

[elizabeth @Elizasoul80]

I'm kind of jealous of how plants just say "Fuck it" and die when it gets cold.

[Francine 🍃 🇨🇦 @PwrFulWmn]

It's the kale. It makes me grumpy because it's not chocolate... or alcohol... and I can't even toke it.

[Cave Man Steve @shopkins776]

Oh, come on 2016! Not even ONE Kardashian!?

[AmericanⒼⓔⓝⓣ @AmericanGent69]

{about to have sex}

Her: *seductively kicks off heels and rips open blouse

Me: *panics as I look for a spot to set down my half eaten taco

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Fat Guy: I'm running late..

Me: As if.