R.I.P. old-ass spider. Y'all give it up for this old-ass spider. This is not to be confused with an old ass-spider. I've battled ass-spiders half my life and that shit is no fun at all.
200 years from now, the #MLB will honour the first trailblazing human robot hybrid player and every team will wear that cyborg's number for one day. #JackieRobinsonDay
Still some ways to go before Royal Assent, but passing that important 2nd round Senate vote was key for #BillC45. I haven't paid so much attention to a bill in my life. #CannabisAct#TrustTheProcess
Don't forget that Martin Shkreli is going to jail for defrauding hedge fund investors.
Raising the price of drugs 4000% overnight is fine, but losing rich people's money will get you 7 years.
#PharmaBro