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[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

@coolwholockian I'm so sorry! Praying for you! ❤❤

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

Guys, this sign may have just saved my life

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

True story:
When you're on the fourth verse of "Christ the Lord is Risen Today" and almost sing "Australia" instead of "Alleluia."
...Hm yes, I'm awake.

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

@lnTheAsylum Ne need to be Ruthless; just consider following @Ruth_A_Buzzi and @Ruthtwitty2 ;)

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

@lnTheAsylum She (along with her father, also in the reply) are very good at puns in English: )

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

@alternatedoc @MoreTwitty I wood laugh, but I'd say this joke is only oak-ay. Frankly, I'm a little board

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

@Ruthtwitty2 @MoreTwitty

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

It's hard to put in a ceiling without screwing up!

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

I once worked in a bakery where the scales and desserts were on the top shelf. So if I had to weigh a pie, I did it way up high.

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

Told my daugher (@Ruthtwitty2) the dishwasher was getting full so she should run it after loading. She said, "I don't know, I don't like to run when I'm full!"

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

Do they ensure people don't vote twice by checking for an "I voted" sticker?

[eye95 ن 🇮🇱 @eye95]

I changed all my clocks.

This is getting expensive, changing every one of my clocks every six months. Especially the iPads.

And what am I going to do with that pile of clocks in my basement???

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

If we forgot to set our clocks back today, we could do it tomorrow and have a day-late daylight savings.

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

@DanielBuehring I will only fight you if you refuse to give me some ;P

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

@PapaGamer hahaha I'd say it's completely justified now

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

It's November! Who else is ready for Christmas?!!

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

OVERHEARD

A man knocks on the door of a fortune teller.

"Who's there?" comes the reply.

Disappointed, the man walks away.

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

@MoreTwitty No, you don't understand. I finished early so I decided to wrap around 😂

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

It's nice when my Bible study lines up with the calendar!

[Ruth @Ruthtwitty2]

Well then don't spen- Ger-ma-ny on them!

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

Yeah, they're the wurst!