ThatTofinoGuy

Losing the rat race....like %97 of you

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

My panhandling sign: Will wreck homes for food.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@lippyent Sliced grapes

[Uncle Drunky 🥃 @uncledrunky]

BREAKING NEWS: It is revealed today that Donald Trump's hand bruise is caused by getting excessively smacked away from any sort of affection from his "wife".

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@Jane_Doe82 Diamond On A Landmine by Billy Talent

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

(sees two dogs stuck)

Me: *sigh* Must be nice.....

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

If pigs could fly imagine how delicious their wings would be.

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@turtledumplin @DaddyJew The cost of buying a house

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@PicturesFoIder What a little cunt

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

It's better to shit in the sink than it is to sink in the shit.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

2020: i refuse to wear a mask, this is America!

2025: i’ll wear a mask, but only if i can arrest my fellow Americans

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@andiipoops Show me a picture of you reading a book

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

If you love water, then you already love like 60 to 70 percent of me

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

Ex: There's nothing you can say that'll hurt me.

Me: Your new man has bigger tits than you.

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@iamyesyouareno Original Australian people are colored that had their own language, sovereignty, and culture.

Today's Aussies are direct decendants of British criminals - exiled from England.

Imagine being such a piece of shit that your whole country is like "No. You can't live here anymore."

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@iamyesyouareno Whose country?

The natives. The ones that were thriving on this land centuries before dirty immigrants brought diseases, death and cultural genocide.

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@elonmusk @EdKrassen Left....right....it doesn't matter.
If you're a cunt - you're a cunt.

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

One year and one week sober today.

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

Some days I wake up like "life is great! It can't get any better!"

But then some cunt comes along just to make me want to say fuck it all.

I need a drink....

[ThatTofinoGuy @ryanJEfrank]

@TempJeannie Yes.

Dollars.