Ryan Bond

devops, apis, & data things for work mountain bikes & travel for fun

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Coffee, bikes, and perfect weather with the Moore boys.

#TWCT #TWCTMD @ Boulder County, Colorado https://t.co/hKVrBQstjw

[Leon Fayer @papa_fire]

Another point for Google docs

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Behold, the front row seat of one’s descent to madness.
Send prayers.

#keithstone #sweetangelchild https://t.co/izXBKImo3R

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

PSA: There is zero chance of spilling your beer while building utility shelves if you have someone else do the work.

#themoreyouknow https://t.co/YdDfhVLFAG

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Those special moments when a stepdad is decidedly unfunny.

#preciousmoments #sweetangelchild https://t.co/cbYI8eThxd

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

AWS Firecracker: Build Your Private Serverless Platform https://t.co/vPUXM12P0l

[Perforce Puppet @puppetize]

Easily add hosts from #OpenStack with Puppet Discovery 1.6. Experience multi-criteria filtering to discover resources faster and take action with support for ad-hoc and one time command tasks. Learn more from two Puppet sr. product managers: https://t.co/pMTA8BjewL

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

LOOK I'm going to keep this thread going because it's never not a good time for horror or thrillers or women!! Run to your nearest Netflix and watch "CAM," written by @isaiswrong. A truly gripping thriller and a fantastic portrayal of a sex worker who is actually a human being!!!

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

had the pleasure of chasing this psycho around downtown Tulsa in freezing temperatures for her Route 65 half marathon. Super jacked to married to her.
#route66marathon2018 #thugwife @… https://t.co/tvT3KcF134

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

McNellies Pub Run 2018 in the books.

Selfies are hard.

#mcnelliespubrun @ McNellie's https://t.co/1xqex0Pkzy

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

There’s a special place in the south Guthrie countryside, reserved for roadside coffee and Karate Monkeys. #surly #karatemonkey @ Guthrie, Oklahoma https://t.co/EEcWN5esFI

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

@linzwriter it’s almost time!

[Blumhouse @blumhouse]

A special #halloweenmovie release day greeting from @jason_blum, recorded at the premiere party 🎃🔪

[All Day DevOps @AllDayDevOps]

These people know #DevSecOps. Hear them speak tomorrow at #AllDayDevOps.

Register for free and then build your schedule 👉 https://t.co/WJxxLGbXRz

Streaming Live, 24 Hours. 125 Sessions.

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Finally found a way to make airing up a tire even easier. https://t.co/ZoNXmeqRCE

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Driving Lila to soccer practice:

Lila: Do you know Megan?
Me: Yes, she’s your aunt.
Lila: No the royal one.
Me: Oh. Yes she married the prince.
Lila: She’s already pregnant.
Me: Well how about that.
Lila: They must have had some after party at the wedding.
Me: <turns up radio>

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Your boss calls journalists the enemy of the people.

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Aww, I can’t get enough of them. The Conjuring/Nun storyline is a lot of fun. Maybe there’s an office costume idea for me. 🤔

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Just another night at the movies. @ Regal Cinemas Spotlight 14 https://t.co/fLo5vmSdby

[Ryan Bond @ryan_bond]

Hey @jenniferwaller, we’re going to miss you tonight. Gin night soon!