Ryan

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Browns owner Jimmy Haslam is taking on a bigger role with the Milwaukee Bucks. Which could be good for the Browns. (And the Cavaliers.) https://t.co/M3QU4Szd15

[Ryan @ryan_ted]

@PaddyMacMke Emil Seidel was alive in 2010? That’s some proof that progressive politics lead to longer and fuller lives

[Alex Jacquez @AlexSJacquez]

Every day someone will propose a different microdemographic to exempt from taxes until there’s just one brave W-2 employee left

[Ryan @ryan_ted]

Average age at death =/= life expectancy!

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

americans in the southeast of the US have a 20 year shorter life expectancy than those elsewhere

insane difference

why?

[Ryan @ryan_ted]

@PaulGonzalez10 @geoffschwartz You “swing for the fence and happy with a single” with taxes paid by the American people.

You’re good with impotent and costly executive orders in the HOPES of maybe possibly getting the ball rolling on reforming the transfer portal?

Your priorities are way out of whack

[Ryan @ryan_ted]

Ladies and gentlemen, your next Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[College Transfer Portal @CollegeFBPortal]

NEW: NY Giants RB Cam Skattebo says CTE is fake and calls it an “excuse.”

“You think CTE is a real thing?”

Skattebo: “No. It’s an excuse.”

Skattebo also believes asthma is an excuse.

“Yeah, just literally breathe air.” 😭

[sam @sam_d_1995]

on a per capita basis, taking the subway is approximately 40 times safer than driving in Duffy’s hometown in Wisconsin

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

Folks, public health isn’t a partisan issue, and it isn’t up for debate.

That's why I'm announcing tonight that Wisconsin will join the World Health Organization’s (WHO) Global Response Network to keep our kids, our families, and our communities healthy and safe.

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Binghamton Press, New York, February 9, 1926

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎

[Terry Virts @AstroTerry]

US Government posting a version of “Ein volk, ein reich, ein führer.”

I don’t see how this ends well.

[Ryan @ryan_ted]

Pain

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

If the NFL hadn't expanded the playoffs as of 2020, the Packers would be on a four-year streak of no postseason appearances. https://t.co/k2sTmBumdT

[Kurt Steiner @Kurt_Steiner]

American Top Ten City

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Dontayvion Wicks is your Week 13 NVP 👏

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

"That's a legend. Legend walking, man."

KPJ says he's blessed to play with Giannis.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://t.co/5RdQ6IIeuA

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

GIANNIS WILD POSTER ON THE PACERS 🤯‼️

He boo'd right back at the fans 🤣

[Ryan @ryan_ted]

Casino vibes in Portland

[fork king @fork_king]

how does portland get the old fashioned cigarette smoke effect in their arena

[Brian Baldinger @BaldyNFL]

.@packers @AZCardinals @MicahhParsons11 the Cardinals had no answer for the MPP; the Micah Parsons Problem. #BaldysBreakdowns

[Ryan @ryan_ted]

Cap circumvention? @PabloTorre

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

AJ got a new contract and a custom fishing pole. 🎣