Ryan Uhlmeyer

Bacon. Politics. Data. Die Hard. Photography. Tweets are my own.

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@marsden_reece

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Apropos of basically everything: reflexive contrarianism doesn’t make you right or even particularly interesting.

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Dear Pollsters,

If you are calling into a state to do survey work, you should learn to pronounce the name of said state properly.

Just saying. 🤷‍♂️

[Ryan Uhlmeyer @ryan_uhlmeyer]

Hey Everyone!

I will be doing #StBaldricks this year in Atlanta in memory of my best friend who we lost to cancer in 2022. If you can donate, I would really appreciate it! Or maybe just share the link?

https://t.co/1TY5VLM4Yw

[Ryan Uhlmeyer @ryan_uhlmeyer]

The person who keeps their shoes on, respects the arm rest, and boards/deboards like they live in a society.

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

The 'best Passengers of the day' award goes to....

[Cole Patterson📊 @ColePatterson]

Sent to me by a friend

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This is my favorite Wemby thing so far.

[Spurs_World @Spurs_Texano]

Wemby as SLENDERMAN TONIGHT !!!!!

#PorVida #wemby

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@Patrick_Wyman Once at a movie theater they gave me multiple straws. Was not sure what to make of that.

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But they aren’t real….

[Rob @thegallowboob]

only bird people will get this

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@WilliamSexauer I’d like to speak to the manager. And write a strongly worded letter.

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@The_Roseowl People who work with food.

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

1. I know you’re not @ElliotMalin he’s not this funny
2. Where did you get this picture of him? He looks like Abe Lincoln

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@TGreenNV @CatieMalin @ElliotMalin That too.

[Ryan Uhlmeyer @ryan_uhlmeyer]

This is the content that keeps me on twitter.

[Catie Malin @CatieMalin]

I hope everyone has a great night except for all the people who came up to @ElliotMalin at the governors ball and told him they “knew him from Twitter.” I have heard about this 4x now. We gotta bring this ego down to approximately 5’2”

[Ryan Uhlmeyer @ryan_uhlmeyer]

@TGreenNV @CatieMalin @ElliotMalin That’s absurd. No reasonable person would believe that.

[Joe Lombardo @JoeLombardoNV]

It was the honor of my life to be sworn in as the 31st Governor of Nevada this morning. I look forward to the inauguration ceremony tomorrow, where I’ll deliver my first remarks as governor.

To follow my official account, follow me at @JosephMLombardo.

[Ryan Uhlmeyer @ryan_uhlmeyer]

Why is the Harry Potter Collection in the holiday wonderland second of HBO?

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I’m at the point in the election cycle where there are no longer days of the week, only days until the election.