Ryan Carauta

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Todo el mundo viendo el partido inaugural del Mundial:

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate What Would Happen If AOC Was Forced To Learn Economics

Made with @grok.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

never waste a good crisis

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[Ryan Carauta @Ryanc4444]

@typesfast I thought I was alone with these same thoughts lol

[Joaquim Sá Couto, MD MBA @joaquimsacouto]

Uma questão estrutural importante no caso português: Portugal tem simultaneamente:
— uma economia relativamente pouco produtiva,
— salários médios baixos,
— população envelhecida,
— um Estado social desenhado para padrões europeus mais ricos.
Isso cria tensão permanente entre capacidade económica e nível de despesa pública.

[Ryan Carauta @Ryanc4444]

@nikitabier @paulg @levelsio @X I can relate…

[Ryan Carauta @Ryanc4444]

@tobi Makes no sense to me either. Should be a highly broadcasted race globally! Similar complaints with WEC.

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

who would have guessed? it turns out that the hedonic treadmill does in fact cause sadness in the end...

[tobi lutke @tobi]

https://t.co/5MJ7u1VHwf

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

This

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

I think about this at least 1x a week.

[greg @greg16676935420]

I ordered a Big Mac with everything removed. Stay tuned to see what happens

[divine @anyastappen]

bro’s so goated he just casually beat an actual super GT driver’s lap record in a car he’s never driven, in the rain no less 😭🙏🏼

[Anti-Brunch @antibrunch]

@ryancohen It's time

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

I have been suspended from eBay

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I'm increasingly convinced that most problems are solved by waking up early and working out.

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

Never underestimate how much time and effort you can waste by trying to automate a process you do not understand manually.

[Ryan Carauta @Ryanc4444]

@rawsalerts lol wait with what money though?