Ryane Bryan

you get what you give.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9 Good thing he isn’t on my fantasy team

[Sander Bryan @SanderBryan9]

My mother-in-law, bewildered, after an Aaron Rodgers rushing touchdown: “Is he allowed to do a touchdown?”

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@puiggie_smalls Don’t forget the matching mask

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

Just overheard @SanderBryan9 on a conference call telling everyone that he has without a doubt eaten more @littlecaesars pizza than them. Couldn’t be more proud of my husband!

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9’s fart machine (which he keeps in his night stand) randomly started going off in the middle of the night last night. Marriage is fun.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

“I’m about to absolutely shred biceps and then drop some high hellacious bombs.” Actual text @SanderBryan9 just sent to some friends..... was not aware I married the world’s biggest tool.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@bernbags Shocked you didn’t go sooner honestly.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SeanLowe09 my husband just told me it takes a long time for eggs to go bad. I responded with “what are you an eggspert?” He gave me the look I can only imagine you get from Catherine on an almost daily basis.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9 Coming from the guy who squeezed the toothpaste directly into his mouth from the tube last night???

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9 just asked me if I was familiar with what they call a light switch...things are going well over here.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9 Over Miracle? Reconsidering everything right now.......

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9 I guarantee it is less than the amount you’ve been consuming everyday for the past week.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@puiggie_smalls Dallas, yes. The rest of Texas, now they are.

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9 Says the guy who watched the entire episode and would not let me change the channel until it was over.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Luka's on another level 📈

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

“We should play a game tonight!” - Me
“Yeah sure! How about the quiet game?” - @SanderBryan9

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@SanderBryan9 It’s blaring....

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@seannmatthews 😂😂😂

[Sam Ehlinger @sehlinger3]

Even through the tough times, The University of Texas has always been a source of happiness for my family & I. Beyond blessed to be in this position!🤘🏻 #AO1

[Ryane Bryan @ryaneburke]

@cschneid3 @spikeballchris @Spikeball You would make suggestion #1! Glad to see your still using your calendar for every move you make!