Ryan J. Horner

Hawkeye Fan, U of I Alumnus, Recovered Catholic, Alcohol-free, Recovering people-pleaser.

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

🚨Disclaimer: This account features sarcasm, personal opinions & zero employer affiliation. If you survived Ted Nugent, you’ll be fine. If not, log off, hydrate, and reflect. Satire ahead—bring a dictionary. 😁

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@ChrisMWilliams Or a @WWE event.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The more Netanyahu prevents the war with Iran from ending, the more obvious it becomes that he convinced Trump to start it.

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@LindseyGrahamSC Here's an analysis: you fuck€d up and now everyone is paying the price.

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Why does she have Nathan Lane on her back?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Just LAST WEEK, when Kyle Busch won his 69th NASCAR Truck Series race, he was asked why these wins “never get old”

Kyle’s response?

“Because you never know when the last one is.”

And today, Kyle passed away at 41 🙏🏻

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@ChrisMWilliams Haven't watch NASCAR in al ong time, but he was a great heel, driver, and definitely someone you didn't want coming up in your rear-view mirror! RIP.

[Brad Keselowski @keselowski]

I made him earn every victory and stole a few from him along the way. We took our shots at each other, in the media and on the track. But I’d like to think that somewhere deep down there was an appreciation that we pushed each other to perform at the highest level, even if neither of us would’ve admitted it.

Tonight, I feel a little like the coyote with no more roadrunner to chase. His loss is all of our loss, but none more so than his family’s. Thinking of Samantha, and Brexton and Lennix who lost their father today.

[Jimmie Johnson @JimmieJohnson]

Kyle Busch wasn’t just one of the fiercest competitors our sport has ever seen, he was one of the most talented race car drivers I’ve ever shared a track with. We spent years as teammates at Hendrick Motorsports, and even as competitors, there was always a deep respect for what he could do behind the wheel. 
Kyle pushed all of us to be better. His passion, intensity, and love for racing were unmatched, and his impact on this sport will be felt forever.

I'll always remember the many laughs and conversations away from the spotlight, and most importantly the way he cared so deeply about his family.

My heart goes out to Samantha, Brexton, Lennix, Kurt, his parents, many teammates across the industry, fans and everyone who loved Kyle.

NASCAR lost one of its greatest talents today, and we've all lost a friend.

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

Kyle and I had a really challenging existence for many years. But we luckily took the time to figure out our differences and that was something he instigated with a conversation in his bus around how we each managed our racing teams. I was super eager for us to get on better terms. But it was he who made the effort for that to be possible. We did some media together also to laugh through some of the things we put each other through many years ago. Most recently we had even been discussing him running my Late Model at Wilkesboro this summer. He seemed extremely happy and we had planned to meet up next Thursday to get his seat to the shop. He laughed over the idea of his fans and JRM fans having to cheer in unison during that race.

Kyle was one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history. No one can deny that. But he was also a father, a husband, brother, son, and a friend to many. My heart is broken for the Busch family. I will never be able to make sense of this loss but I am thankful that we had found a way to become friends.

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@atrupar @kentnish Looks like he's got latex paint on his hand

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@mjfree Of course effing Fetterman voted for the war

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@1zzyzyx1 @GaryChambersJr Just another racist POS whose reckoning is coming.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸 Obama YESTERDAY : “Bibi wanted war with Iran. I blocked it. I called him a war criminal and kicked him out of my office. He sold it to Trump. Rest is history.”

🇺🇸 Trump TODAY: "We started war to help Israel."

Obama was absolutely right about him. 🔥

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@tommylang1630 Deplorable. Mccafferys are as thin-skinned as POTUS.

[hawkeye_reggie @hawkeye_reggie]

Here is the story of Fran McCaffery insisting the emcee of Coaches Vs Cancer be removed or he would no longer attend.

His wife also heckled Keith Murphy as he was talking at the event.

You truly don’t hate this family enough.

Anything to say? @connor_m30

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@IAGovernor Cuz we've already paid for it with our tax dollars via corn subsidies.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

When my fellow Marines and I were being shot at by al-Qaeda and ISIS, I kept thinking, “if only we had a ballroom.”

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Democratic candidates,

Swing voters want you to stop Trumps war, fix Trumps dumb economic policies, and pursue aggressive accountability for ALL of the flagrant law breakers.

Americans want the rule of law back.

The last thing they want is weakness

[Ryan J. Horner @ryanjhorner]

@LindseyGrahamSC Ok, Bubbles