ryankeefecomedy

Comic & writer whose work has been featured on the Stern Show. IG: ryankeefecomedy

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Can’t take this guy anywhere…

#standupcomedy #nyc

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CVS sucks!

#standup #comedy #jokes

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Girl you so hot con ed sent an alert telling everybody to limit they energy usage

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@LifeEpoch @DigAdvice #copaganda

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@Smillew_Rahcuef @TheFigen_ He goes by dog pronouns, leave him alone

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@kenzin993 @Rainmaker1973 Thank you

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@archehistory @historyinmemes “mom makes me bring him everywhere with me��

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Frankly many of my followers are Dirty and Stupid , and only pretend to understand the significance of my Posts.

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@missmulrooney Haha damn that chicken’s not even that big

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4/20 — never remember

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I think schools should let children smoke cigarettes in the bathroom but only if they’re constipated

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@Variety Wow I hope my dog makes it to 64

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@Feldfrog Praying mantis line is brilliant

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You’re telling me a “slow” braised these short ribs?

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@AddonizioRemy Disrespectful

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I don’t know why we refer to human beings as individuals when you could totally hack one to pieces with an axe. Seems pretty dividual to me

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Thanks for the like, stupid!

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Does anyone else use those tanning mirror things or just Squidward?