Mort

Brit living in Sydney. Loughborough Uni graduate. Lover of MUFC.

[Big lightutd @Driplikewealth]

We were 13point from Arsenal here
Today we are 12 points behind them

We were just 3 points behind 4th place Liverpool!
All this with Amad, mbeumo and Maz at the Afcon
Bruno injured
Martinez unfit
And obviously we can see the lost inform of villa

Amorim would definitely made top 4
And the rebuild would seen a lot of improvement at this stage!.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Sure, this is fun and everything, but have you ever tried passing the ball sideways and backwards and spending 2 minutes to prepare a set piece routine?

[Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke]

45 minutes to remind you why you love football so much and now a reminder of what they've done to it.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Mort @ryanmorton17]

He’s fucking toilet

Happy new year

[zispoms @imzispoms]

United really saw all this Zirkzee tape and decided to tell him to run in behind and pin these massive PL centerbacks. This is a #10 through and through. Get him 40+ touches starting regularly and I promise you got a UCL level footballer on your hands

[Random Cricket Stats @randomcricstat]

How a 4 year masterplan leads to Will Jacks bowling the most overs in the game that seals a 10 day Ashes defeat is tactically diabolical

[ᴀᴀʀᴏɴ ʙᴏᴡᴇʀ @AaronBower]

Brendon McCullum, Rob Key and anyone else who was involved in the decision to force Jimmy Anderson into early retirement just to serve up this tripe should be removed the second this series is done.

[Tom Ace @tomace030]

Keegan Bradley thinks Donald Trump flying over the course on Air Force One is going to turn US Ryder Cup fortunes... Pathetic.

Not a serious captain.

Not a serious team.

Not a serious country.

But enjoy the $200k, guys. At least your families won't starve.

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

Cool that they sent Bryson out with a 10 handicap make a wish kid, the Ryder Cup keeps innovating

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

The last time Scottie Scheffler played against Ludvig Aberg at the Ryder Cup he got beat 9&7 and cried live on TV.

Will Scottie get revenge today or will Ludvig help Matt Fitzpatrick double his career points tally for Europe?

Big game!

[Si Lloyd @SmnLlyd5]

Some achievement from Garnacho to have the Ronaldo song reworded for him and then get the Tevez one within a couple of years

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by @MagnumGlobal #FreeBenAndJerrys

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

If there is an Under 21 Euros, there should also be an Over 35 Euros. Legends of the game having one last roll of the dice to settle old scores and one last chance to win a major trophy.

[UtdArena @UtdArena]

27.5% - Man Utd have the 2nd lowest conversion rate of big chances this season in the Premier League (22/80).

The League Average = 36.1%

The Big Four in Misses:

14/16 - Garnacho
10/13 - Fernandes
7/9 - Zirkzee
7/10 - Hojlund

Amad, in contrast, had 6 big chances and scored 5.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Thinking out loud albeit in a positive way.

Can't help but feel that a win would have papered over lot of the cracks from the last 9 months.

Massively trim the squad with no Europe, sign players who aren't motivated by UCL, make the hard decisions and massively clear the wage bill, sell anyone who doesn't have the mentality and the direction we want to go in, focus on building a playing style that instills confidence in fans & doesn't want to make us k*** ourselvers every 3 minutes given we will be playing 1 game a week next season, reset the mentality of the squad, build a squad that fans can trust and get behind & we can go again.

It's upto the decision makers to utilise this opportunity to actually focus on doing what needs to done and take the hard and difficult decisions now.

Forced myself to think positive for 5 mins straight. Actually feeling painful, livid, disappointed and broken.

Genuinely man, f**k this club and everyone associated with it.

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Manchester United is a team that makes me feel like if we’re 2-0 down in the final, i’d still think we can win it…

but also the same team that could be 2-0 up & i’d still think we could lose it.

I will not be mentally free til the final whistle.

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

Time to sell Onana. Shouldn’t be playing. Absolutely tragic.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Garnacho 🤝 poor control and running into defenders.

[Mort @ryanmorton17]

@JackDavidson53 @SkyFootball Might be the worst one I’ve seen in a long time