Ryan

The River will rise again

[⑧ @brungearmuranch]

“toughest decisions of my life” brother you agreed personal terms before they even dropped PIF a bastard email

[Ryan @rygnar23]

We’ve made the fuckers pay more than they wanted

[Ryan @rygnar23]

Nothing better than seeing Ben Jacobs and Romano being humbled 🎻

[ben @benhatesnufc]

Purposely delayed our managers announcement so that Fabrizio got it wrong

[Ryan @rygnar23]

At least we know our club doesn’t take anything less than top dollar

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Newcastle United have turned down a new formal offer from Arsenal for Bruno Guimaraes as direct talks continue between the clubs.

Negotiations remained advanced despite denials with add-ons under discussion.

🤝 @alex_crook

[Ryan @rygnar23]

With Luke’s track record this means he’s staying!! Barella gate.

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

🚨BREAKING Arsenal have finally opened direct talks with Newcastle for Bruno Guimaraes. Brazilian is due to arrive in La Manga later today when he is expected to repeat his desire to leave.

This summer long saga has been building to this moment #nufc #arsenal

[Ryan @rygnar23]

Maybe Howe has jacked it in cause Bruno is defo off

[Ryan @rygnar23]

Arsenal treating the transfer market like a car boot sale

[Ryan @rygnar23]

Arsenal make the prices

[villareport @villareport]

🚨 Arsenal’s recent enquiry for Ezri Konsa showed the clubs were miles apart — they value him at around £30/35m, whilst Villa see it more like £60m. Konsa would like to join Arsenal, but they know Villa’s stance. @MailSport #avfc

[Ryan @rygnar23]

As soon as Newcastle make a deal under the radar another story comes out about us being rejected from Ornstein. Bit sus

[Ryan @rygnar23]

This one will hurt more than Andy Carroll to Liverpool hurt when I was 16. Can’t believe we let him go…

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester City are confident to get Elliot Anderson deal done, now at the final stages after work behind the scenes.

New round of talks to take place for the English midfielder who would undergo medical in the US before joining #MCFC if all goes to plan.

[Brett @utdBrett]

Aaron Ramsey coup de grâce

[Gem 💎 Balboa @RealGemBalboa]

🤣😂🤣 Hang Over part 2 Iran Edition
Love these guys

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️
Confirmed: Iran’s Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei was killed by U.S./Israeli air strikes today. Massive moment in Middle East history.

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Still love this tie-in commercial for The Phantom Menace from 1999 where Colonel Sanders, a Pizza Hut delivery woman, and a talking chihuahua are confronted by Battle Droids on Naboo

[Peter Clennell @ClennellPeter]

Crazy fact - the Desk in the Oval Office came from Byker.
The Resolute Desk was made from timber recovered from HMS Resolute which was initially built/launched from St Peter’s Basin, Newcastle.

[Ryan @rygnar23]

Elanga makes me miss Almiron

[The Magpie Group @MagpieGroupNUFC]

Holly Blades sucked away so we no longer have to.