Ryan M.

Theo's dad. Some combination of water, whisky, fried food and Steeler fandom - ratios vary daily.

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

NCAA compliance team strolling into work today:

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

Do it, Don... #CBJ

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

BREAKING NEWS: Dylan Larkin has requested a trade out of Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

Say whatever you will about Baby Biden, but dude is batting 1.00 on X.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@TraiDay79 *next season

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@SharpFootball Lamar Jackson in the red zone:

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

Ayahuasca-off

[Steelers Depot 7⃣ @Steelersdepot]

Labriola Explains ‘Only Way’ Will Howard Or Drew Allar Can ‘Overtake’ Aaron Rodgers As Starter #Steelers #NFL #Pittsburgh https://t.co/KT7FbCFbqr

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@PeteThamel Future Cleveland Brown

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@SickosCommittee I'm honestly not sure if this makes the Malort worse or better. Need someone to report back.

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

Tottenham, if avoiding relegation won championships:

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@RepoleStable @TheUFL You're gonna end up with Ja Rule and you're just gonna have to deal with it.

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

"At least"

[Steelers Depot 7⃣ @Steelersdepot]

ESPN's Adam Schefter on Steelers players wanting Aaron Rodgers back in 2026: “As we talked about in those exit meetings, almost to a man, the players all wanted Aaron Rodgers back for this season. And they've gotten their wish now. He's back for one more, at least.” #Steelers #NFL

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@ColumbusCrew Nancy o'clock

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

Of course Pittsburgh trades a prospect on the cusp of his prime for an aging vet SMH. 😑

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Pittsburgh Zoo has agreed to trade 7-year-old male gorilla, Frankie, to Boston in exchange for 33-year-old silverback gorilla, Little Joe

Both trades were designed to 'provide a healthy, genetically diverse population of critically endangered gorillas in human care' 💯

(Via @PghZoo, @zoonewengland)

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

The Chargers admin is about to feast tonight.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

The NFL will not be reviewing team’s videos for jokes surrounding New England Patriots HC Mike Vrabel ahead of Thursday night’s annual schedule release, per Front Office Sports.

The league is letting teams use their own judgment regarding potential content about Vrabel’s connection with Dianna Russini.

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@steelers @AroundThe412 @NFL Looking forward to that 7 am kickoff time!! 🫠 🔫

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@TheFootyFeed

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

Coyle was great for us, but I'm really hoping this is a front-loaded contract. 😐

[Aaron Portzline @Aportzline]

#CBJ sign Charlie Coyle, pending UFA, to a six-year, $36 million contract. AAV $6M

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

@BetMGM

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

🚨 Signed 2026 Steelers Draft Class Terrible Towel 🚨

RP for your chance to win!

[Ryan M. @rymanbkool]

If the next one is not named LaDeux, it's a colossal missed opportunity.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LaMelo Ball and Ana Montana have welcomed a new son into the world named LaOne ❤️

Congrats to them 🙏

(h/t @HornetsReddit )