Ryan

Anyway, $4 a pound

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

This is an important story https://t.co/FJnGAUuqrI

[onion ring @oniunring]

2 beers in and i start giving credit where its due

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink
Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea
Palmer: Mm..its good..I just invented it

[Ryan @rynrts]

£700pcm

[The National @ScotNational]

NEW: A building has collapsed in Broomielaw in Glasgow

It comes as Storm Amy has hit Scotland, causing major disruption

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.

“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

FROM THE FAR SIDE FILES
Gary Larson 1990

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH

[OTD Wolfe Tone Diary @OTDWolfeTone]

July 22 1796 - Huzza! Huzza! I am always huzzaing, like a blockhead.

[James Parker @panoparker]

sorry I can't talk right now let me call you back when I'm on a packed train

[Gorilla Radio Show @gorilla__radio]

Anthony Bourdain as a chimpanzee:
life is short, Give orange give me eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

[dani⁷ 🐬 metlife attendee @jinyoongis]

gemstones deserved 300 emmy noms for this alone btw

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

‘What’s the matter contactless boy, afraid you might spend something?’

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

“Bruce Springsteen? Let me tell you about Bruce Springsteen. He was born in the USA, and baby, he was born to run. When he’s not on thunder road he’s racing in the streets. And his glory days are just getting started.”

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I think about this video at least once a week