OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂
remember when japanese artists would draw rlly good nsfw and hide it under a password link and you had to dm them personally and ask to see like a pathetic horny beggar
talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this
i cannot explain to you in words how deeply fucked up and cruel this joke is.
like, i cry every christmas. every birthday. does my daughter know its a holiday? did i get her what she wanted? will i ever know if she knows it's christmas?
go to hell.