Keaton Mennenga

Brains, Booty, and all Business.

[jeff sandwich @midatantics]

what race are they. what ethnicity are the dolphins. i need to know so i can be weird about it

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

Wrigley Field Designated a Certified Autism Center, the First Such MLB Ballpark
https://t.co/APOUuAFcHu

[Keaton Mennenga @sKEAT519]

@splitdodge021 @BarstoolPAT @stoolsalesguy @DonnieDoesWorld @nickturani @kbnoswag This was just before the rickets

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Iran went 1-0-1 today

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Good thing y’all didn’t elect an emotional woman. 😂

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

In Texas, God has a massive hog. Ted thinks about His glorious package often while praying. And if you do not believe God used His python to inseminate Mary from heaven you are not welcome to cross the Red River.

[Richard Stengel @stengel]

George H.W. Bush kept his assets in a blind trust, as did Bill Clinton. Neither Obama nor Biden traded stocks or bonds while in office. 3,700 trades is probably more than all the trades of all the presidents until now. And he is trading stocks that are affected by his decisions. A walking conflict of interest, at the least, and perhaps insider trading. Just as members of Congress should not be able to trade stocks, so too the president. https://t.co/yDqVXWfDgc

[Keaton Mennenga @sKEAT519]

@Republicans Oh it's just a little baby finger

[Keaton Mennenga @sKEAT519]

@kevinolearytv how are you doing today you tiny crumb of a man?

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Candy crush, sure, but maybe also maternity leave policies being mostly trash (big companies like @Deloitte cutting it to 8 weeks?!) and postpartum care/healthcare being mostly trash and lack of support/stigma around needing help and daycare/living costs skyrocketing are part of it, too. And the world might be richer than its ever been, but for who?

[Keaton Mennenga @sKEAT519]

Me if this tree pollen doesn't stop injecting lethal doses to my eyeballs

[Uncle Scam @markaprovost]

The vast majority of Americans under 50 fantasize about this every single hour tbh

[Colby @cl_all_day]

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

We’re governed by fucking morons

[Keaton Mennenga @sKEAT519]

Don't forget to do your taxes today guys! The pedophiles that run this country need your hard earned dollars!

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Disney: $8.3B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

CVS Health: $6.57B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

Tesla: $5.7B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

Citigroup: $4.45B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

United Airlines: $4.3B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

Coinbase: $1.62B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

Palantir: $1.58B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

PayPal: $1.43B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

Yum! Brands: $1B in profits
$0 paid in taxes

At least 88 companies reported $105B in profits last year, and paid $0 in taxes.

But Republicans want you to think someone working 40 hours a week for poverty wages, relying on SNAP and Medicaid to survive, is the problem.
https://t.co/mLksxq8qo7

[Keaton Mennenga @sKEAT519]

@AFpost What a concept

[Keaton Mennenga @sKEAT519]

@RobSchneider Lol go fuck yourself Rob Shneider