spooky sav

somewhere between psychotic and iconic

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“you’re so strong.” no actually i was severely unsupported so i had no choice.

[Wicker Parker @jpg_alec]

Sources tell me they're moving Lollapalooza to Hammond, IN.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

“I wanna start with ur mama, she should've whooped ur ass”

Is still one of the best intros to a song ever

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

Nobody will be meaner to you than an insecure man who is attracted to you.

[angel @angelshit]

I hired that mosquito to bite you

[emma jean @emma_jean23]

How often do you think the Savannah Bananas are hooking up with single moms

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre the love of my life and to some extent my nemesis

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

what’s a good gas station pill to try for someone just getting into gas station pills

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be in Walmart with they Baby Mama like:

🛒🚶🏾‍♀️ 🚶🏾‍♂️

[david @semisauced]

Stopped sharing my location with a girl I haven't talked to in 3 years and she texted me 6 min later asking why I did that

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[miia @miiagarro]

men lie about the most findoutable shit like please go to hell

[zxck @zxckattack]

illinois driver's written test example:

if there is a pedestrian walking across the street should you

a) honk at them and give them the finger

b) drive as fast as you can directly at them and if they get splattered its their own fucking fault

c) yield and allow them to cross

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

😴