Sam

[Sam @s_slabo]

@Michipoo15 you're gonna regret saying that when I start to get super creepy

[Sam @s_slabo]

@Michipoo15 Oh I've had twitter for quite a while...I mostly use it to creep famous people though :)

[PETA @peta]

PROGRESS: Canada’s grey seal slaughter CANCELED! RT if u hope big harp seal slaughter gets canceled 2! http://t.co/qSPzMOqpUS #SaveTheSeals

[Shemar Moore @shemarmoore]

"In complete darkness we are all the same... It is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us.. Don't let your eyes deceive you!!" SFM

[TMZ @TMZ]

Update... Chef Who SLOW-Cooked Wife -- GUILTY OF MURDER http://t.co/W6gmN3Rt

[NHL @NHL]

Canadian & Russian juniors pay tribute to Lokomotiv yesterday. Story: http://t.co/glQboovN

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Dear intelligent people of the world,
don't get shampoo in your eyes.
It really stings.
There. Done.
Now fucking stop torturing animals.

[MC Hammer Jr. @JohnNolanMusic]

The biggest draw today in Toronto has been Stay Away From The Rain. http://t.co/QrZnMY6s

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Valentine's Day is the worst because people won't shut up about how much they hate Valentine's Day. (via @schindizzle)

[Joffrey Lupul @JLupul]

So far the Super Bowl MVP is that dude who just danced on that rope during the halftime show..