Sam

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

Fahrenheit is based on human experience:
0° is fucking cold. 100° is fucking hot.

Celsius is based on at sea level water:
Water freezes at 0° and boils at 100°

A. Celsius is flawed because water freezes and boils at different temperatures depending on altitude.

B. When I ask what the temperature is, I’m asking for myself. I don’t give a fuck how water feels about the weather.

[General Bowness @GeneralBowness]

Dearest Martha,
When we march into battle it is not a fight. We lay down and let the enemy murder us. I don’t remember what it feels like to win.

Yours,
Rick

[The CBJ Center @CBJcenter]

WERENSKI TO HUGHES FOR GOLD!!!!!!!!! #CBJ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Sam @sabbott00]

@DominicLaSalle @karenmotherof2 If we can get to the shootout CBJ generally does well, it’s the other 60 minutes of regulation and 5 of OT that’s questionable.

[BoozeCougs @BoozeCougs]

If you turn down a bowl game, your team should not receive any of the bowl/playoff payouts from the conference.

[Bucket Hat Kyle @KylesArtillery]

Feel the need to channel my inner @Steve_Dangle here.

YOU ARE A GOALTENDER!!!!
TEND. THE. NET. #cbj

[Sam @sabbott00]

@DominicLaSalle @UCBarstool You’re assuming we can hire a competent DC 😂

[First and 16 - A Big 12 Podcast @Firstand16_Pod]

Me: BYU deserves to be in the Playoff!

Everyone: Try beating someone first!

Me: BYU has six wins over 7+ win teams. That leads the nation. They also have wins over two currently ranked teams.

Everyone: Well that’s because it’s the Big 12, they all stink.

Me: Really? Because the Big 12 had a winning record in non-conference games against P4 competition. They also have five ranked teams, including 4 in the Top 20.

Everyone: That doesn’t prove anything! Look at their SOS or SOR.

Me: That’s fine. BYU is 6th is SOR, ahead of every two loss team. They also have a higher SOS than Ole Miss, Notre Dame, and Miami.

Everyone: Okay well they got blown out by three scores to Texas Tech!

Me: Your right, that was a tough loss. A lot like Oklahoma losing a neutral site game by 3 scores, Oregon losing at Home by 2 scores, or Alabama losing by two scores to a 5-6 Florida State.

Everyone: 😑 😡 😤
…. Well in a hypothetical game, BYU would lose so case closed.

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

name a bigger rivalry than the blue jackets and a 2 goal lead

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Buyout fund: You should be able to round up to the next dollar on concession stand purchases and the difference goes to your coaches buyout fund

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

JUST SCREAMED “BALL” AT THE TV FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON. I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS!!!!

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

You guys stopped hating the Yankees?

[leah @mrzlikins]

trying to explode the other goalie with his mind, yea me too

[Just Plain Dave @DaveIsAMess]

Only three things are certain in this world:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. @DetroitRedWings fans commenting on every single #StadiumSeries post about the missed high sticking call.

@BlueJacketsNHL #CBJ

[Sam @sabbott00]

@Asap_Franky Watching first period of “offense” I think aged me 15 years. Looked nothing like the team that played Tuesday or Thursday, but we got the result we needed!

[Sam @sabbott00]

@BlueJacketsNHL

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

The fact that there’s conversation about Alabama having a chance at the playoffs still is disgusting.

They’re 8-3, with a blowout loss to 6-5 Oklahoma and a loss to 6-5 Vanderbilt.

If this was anyone not named “Alabama” you wouldn’t hear a PEEP about playoffs.

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

The Cincinnati Bearcats football cycle:

- Elite first drive, score a TD
- Offense does nothing rest of game
- Defense plays good first half
- Defense collapses second half
- Special teams awful
- Comeback in the end but fall short
- Repeat

[Sam @sabbott00]

@nmuse11 I don’t believe that was called out in the terms and conditions 😂