Sabreena Sazereen

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

[Олег Петрашков @PetrashkovOleg]

Never step in anything soft.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[Татьяна Шалаевa @ShalaevaA]

Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!

[Юлия Козелинa @kozelina_a]

When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.

[Наталия Палкинa @oxemib21]

No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.

[Галина Рудовa @a_dantess28]

textile manufacturing machinery...I wonder why

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

"I'w nevew be youw beast of buwden...."!Rolling Fudds

[Евгений Левченков @peri719]

get up.

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

in their best interests.

[Пётр Аллавердиев @petyaal18715705]

He who has been bitten by six dogs is legitimately suspicious of the

[sfc @COACME]

Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at.

[Юлия Ядугинa @viptorb87226122]

How did I get round from eating square meals?

[Stunt-fever @stunt_fever]

Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

have bad breath.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, then

[Ольга Лоцмановa @OlyaLotsmanova]

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.