My senior year of high school my teacher laughed at me when I told him I was going to be a lawyer. Today I was accepted to law school with a $15,000 scholarship, so I emailed him.
McKenna u need bottom mascara, boom roasted. Kelsey ur nose job sucks, boom roasted. Sydney ur a lyin ass bitch, boom roasted. Lexi ur a ginger, boom roasted. Victoria F I can see right through u, boom roasted. Victoria P ur nose job also sucks, boom roasted. #TheBachelor
My parents got into a fight last night because my mom broke her pinky promise to my dad. Honestly, it was pretty cute hearing them yell “But you PINKY PROMISED ME!!” 😂
Shoutout to Milo, the vet announced he has successfully lost 5 lbs and is now a healthy weight for a beagle. Pushing through some tough walks and eating minimal treats he is an inspiration that any snoof can do it. 🐶👌🏻