Luka Madik

Bengals pessimist, Reds optimist. Chronic Over-Indulger. Someone keeps pissing my pants

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@jacobtissot feels like every time he was given a chance in the limelight he came through...

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@SleeperReds 16-6
8-2
4-1
Reds win one

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@ColbieYoung please change to #3, you will start and cincinnati will love you forever

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@HarvySpectator Man in the Box - Alice in Chains

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@SleeperReds Paddack, singer, lodolo. Don’t love our odds

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@WilyOxThompson I don’t know you and I hate you

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Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but Matt McLain is back

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@salbertMVP Tito world series winner, friedl double today, trevino double today, the rest can go

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man im sick to my stomach for chase burns

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@BRWalkoff @TimKellySports Rhett lowder!!?? Sal Steward might win NL MVP, let alone ROY.

[Luka Madik @sackisserving]

Don't know what your sorry ass did last night, but I sunk my teeth into the top 1% of vaginas.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.

Top 1% of all vaginas.

Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).

Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%.

The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)

This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.

A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

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@bryan_johnson Bryan having Oral Sex with Kate!? I know you had her screaming! Is Kate a #squirter or is she #creamteam?

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RAHHHHHHH

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The entirety of my girlfriends dental school prom will learn the sexy dexy and the dark side of alcoholism tonight.

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@ZachDoran4 @JustBB_Media @Clay_sno @PeterAppel23 @AramLeighton8 glass half empty guy i see. Elly and sal are our entire offense. If dolo and greene come back, we only need 2.5 bats to win 90 games.

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@munnygetter9000 just wanna let you know that was me. I don't hold it against you! I just wanna know why you kept asking me if big yahu was watching

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@DahRedLegs Fuck it Jamarr Chase batting practice

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@vancemeek hayes: .084

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claude make me a joe burrow, chase burns, tee higgins, sal stewart, and denver pioneers mens hockey highlight reel with Alice in Chains in the background. Make no mistakes.

[Luka Madik @sackisserving]

Sack over-indulged last night. Sack might over-indulge again tonight.