Aaron Asay

If you ever think life is good, just remember that Firefly was supposed to run for at least seven seasons

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

YA KNOW WHAT😳 idk about this whole shoes with laces thing amirite???????? 100thieves

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[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

Instead of breeding dogs for human benefits, I think we should breed them to eat chocolate, so they can have a little treat too.

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@reapsian Welcome

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@TheCrowBrother2 I chose poorly 😔

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@reapsian Invite when?

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@blankf4iry Averaging about 65 wpm 😼

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@PorterSWheeler Porter is serf-posting again

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@samreich Sam, if I, like you, was from Cambridge, Massachusetts, I would probably struggle with hitting the dartboard. With the inflatable dartboard, the game becomes much simpler. Simply pop it, and win! No more wondering if you hit the board or not, because trust me, you’ll know.

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

Coining the term “skautistic” for people who are really into ska

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

all my followers named doug are gonna love this one

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@MyyLawn @paisley_shea Honestly not as bad as Wrongald, it just confuses me more than anything

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

@acil_mecham Gonna buy one just to see the look on people's faces when I do the biggest spit take the world has ever seen.

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

Almost let the lizard brain take over and yell "SOY BOY!" at the dude getting a side of soy sauce with his hawaiian plate

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

How can we play soccer against whales when they don’t even have feet

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

My partner's tier list (she has never watched football in her life) @paisley_shea

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

Unordered tier list of QBs based on attractiveness #NFL

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

⚠️ you don’t need to bereal. you need to beonatrain. ⚠️

[Aaron Asay @saddicus_finch]

Me and my partner have started using pick and ban to choose restaurants, don't tell me video games haven't taught me anything