Danielle

So far I think I am more punk than anyone else I have met in life 🦋 she/her/hers #BlackLivesMatter

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

Nothing more patriotic than the local whataburger flying their flag at half mast for jimmy carter 🫡

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

I am never on here anymore but i just really needed to get my thought out that barrel jeans are the ugliest trend of this current season

[alex @abjortia]

me and the caesar salad

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

this is how it feels to drink a diet coke

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

I got married to the best person in the world yesterday @Warbl_garbl

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

I am so mad I’m sitting on the couch with a blanket and @Warbl_garbl has the audacity to call me Grandpa Joe

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I’m saying goodbye to the people that I feel are real good at wasting my time.

No regrets, baby, I just think that maybe you go your way and I’ll go mine. ✌🏼

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

@Warbl_garbl Which one of your friends thinks Dallas is 5 hours from here

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

“When did they decide Humpty Dumpty was an egg?” -@Warbl_garbl out of nowhere

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

My hairstylist is so good

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

Jacob out of nowhere: I am SO glad I aged out of schizophrenia

[Greater Oblivion Retirement Center @Warbl_garbl]

Me: "Did you hear about the syna...
Danielle: " I cannot TALK about a synagogue tunnel right now. "

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

Life has been extra good lately

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Finished all my homework (Bravo shows) so now I can unwind with my stories (Bravo podcasts).

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

I think @Warbl_garbl actually wrote this tweet

[Chris @citehchris]

god she’s so hot but she keeps making me pick her up a diet coke on my way over

[Danielle @sadgrl1992]

@Warbl_garbl Remember when you said something about Randy Johnson and I said “omg remember that episode of iCarly where the teacher had a room of him?”