sades

[Joe Brennan @j4brennan]

PIP kept the heating on at my parents' house last year when my mum got diagnosed with cancer for the second time.

These monsters are not on your side.

[robyn 🪰 @cronenbergss]

cunty boom operator from saw

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

they should’ve done this when rachel mcadams gave us the notebook and mean girls in the same year.

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[Dr Luke Craddock @DrLukeCraddock]

If you went to university between 2012 and 2022, we ripped you off.*

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

woah?!

[inshallah they find him @indizible]

Harry Styles thinks he’s Troye Sivan, Troye Sivan thinks he’s Robyn, and Robyn thinks she’s the Riddler

[sades @sadiesmithh]

@ShineUrLiteOnMe @zoogyziggy @bettysgardenco @DesordreComplet @ellysmelancholy @vasilisonka Silly ! Brilliant thank you ! Because you can’t understand and our voices are silly we’ll just let it go xo

[Katya @katya_zamo]

And the Oscar goes to…

Belinder.

[sades @sadiesmithh]

😔😔😔

[fangmeli @pangmeli]

when cigarette smokers tell me the reason they like smoking isn't the addictive chemical high but the tactile pleasure of the act, the tranquility of the outdoors, the strangers they meet etc it feels like pavlov's dog telling me he eats because he likes the sound of the bell

[Broadcast Tech Innovation Awards @BroadTechAwards]

Hear from our Tech Team of the Year @the_collectv #BTIA2024

[dr.deadbeat daughter @dildoswagginsz]

me: give it to me straight doc

doctor: you have seven months to live

me: give it to me gay doc

doctor: it’s giving seven months

[should be writing not scrolling @itsjacksonbbz]

Encountering these people at uni actually radicalises you

[sades @sadiesmithh]

My algorithm never fails to deliver @RestIsPolitics @campbellclaret @RoryStewartUK https://t.co/diRzCIsI4T

[cal | no.1 vigilante shit enjoyer @thehopeofit4ll]

me at the eras tour realising taylor swift is real

[diyani 🧚🏽‍♀️ @gibb0ngirl]

only one person can figure out what’s happening with kate middleton

[g3li @PBandGelii]

You won, Harry. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Harry. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK