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[Norm Kelly @norm]

Decaf coffee is the definition of waste.

[Sarah @sadphiltrash2]

@quidd it’s too plain now. Why’d you get rid of all the colour?

[Sarah @sadphiltrash2]

@AmazingPhil Do one more for good measure

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

i am going insane

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!! DADDY GOT MERCH HE DOESNT HATE!!!
https://t.co/lEfhyDYl6K
🔥💀❤️😭

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

update: i lost AND i was too scared to get a pic with andrew from buzzfeed. One day i'll meet him. one day...... :,(

[Sarah @sadphiltrash2]

@AmazingPhil Thanks. Helpful video. 11/10

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

NEW VIDEO! I attempt to make DIY Glow in the dark fluffy slime. What could go wrong? https://t.co/MC5nW0wLhI RT for free slimy emojis 🍮💡

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

how is it fair that my gran used to smack me for not pronouncing words "properly" but northerners laugh at me for "speaking like the queen"

[Sarah @sadphiltrash2]

Someone just ordered a cinnamon raisin bagel with two slices of cheese on it. Pardon me?

[Sarah @sadphiltrash2]

I think my grandmother has beef with someone.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Feels weird calling my dog a bad 'boy' when we all know he's 84... I mean... he's just a bad person now.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Greatest part about the USA becoming feudal is that I can finally wear full plate armor without it being called 'larping.'

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Always bring your yoyo to the bar.

[fiona @adorified]

777 RTS AND MY MOM WILL MAKE A HARRY STYLES FAN ACCOUNT SAVED ACCOUNTS ARE ALLOWED PLS RT

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

my rebranding check list:

new icon ☑️
fresh content 🔘
rippling six pack 🔘
three arms 🔘
ability to gaze beyond death 🔘

let's go

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Got a 'Superman' flavoured ice cream! Thankfully it tasted of bubblegum rather than superhero flesh.

[Sarah @sadphiltrash2]

@danielhowell 'August' from the fault in our stars?

[Sarah @sadphiltrash2]

@NutellaGlobal thanks boo, my friend will love it.