Sarah S

potty mouthed humorist

[Sarah S @saesegz]

@MollyQuinn93

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

this is terrifying

[Sarah S @saesegz]

@michellerozon I hope all your wishes came true ❤️

[Sarah S @saesegz]

@JeffreeStar I just saw a commercial for them thoooo?

[Sarah S @saesegz]

Forever fake coughing to warn people not to fuck with my bathroom stall door.

[Sarah S @saesegz]

When he says something that isn't funny but you laugh anyways @alliemcdougall

[Chris Millward @Cmillward13]

I took a girl home from the bar the other day & the first thing she did was take the bandaids off of her nipples. 2017 is a weird place.

[Sarah S @saesegz]

"I might make another CD today!!!" - @emilymurphy8

[Sarah S @saesegz]

@MacMill_11 staaaap my bday is soon

[Sarah S @saesegz]

People think I'm stupid, I'm just fun!!!!! - @michellerozon

[Sarah S @saesegz]

@natashaekiert @alliemcdougall

[Sarah S @saesegz]

Have you ever coughed while peeing??? Don't.

[Sarah S @saesegz]

Call me crazy for going to Wal-Mart on Black Friday. Really need an HDMI cord.

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

You can be your own best friend or your own worst enemy. You decide.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(845): You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.

[Sarah S @saesegz]

@emilymurphy8 https://t.co/nfjJ73acWS