“Breaking: PIZZINT suggests DEFCON 3 levels of pepperoni. Pentagon deliveries doubled—either world events are heating up or someone just discovered stuffed crust. 🍕🕵️♂️ #Pizzint#ExtraCheeseAlert”
@POTUS If you raise tariffs on the EU, you won’t just hit imports—you’ll cripple hundreds of thousands of small businesses in the US. Think twice about who really pays the price.
@PGATOUR Amateur broadcast! There are 30 players on the field and we need to see how Fleetwood is walking to the next hole!!!! Bullshit! Hire someone who knows how things work, we don't want to watch a stupid golf broadcast every week! Amateurs
Congratulations on today, but you always lose focus in the end. You should Bhutan and spend couple of weeks in a Buddhist monastery, because it's a great way to learn how to keep calm! @McIlroyRory
USPS definitely a money wasting company.. should be audited, setup processes again and this company would be most profitable than before.. don't forget it it is a federal government owns... @elonmusk@VivekGRamaswamy