Lee Sandberg

Exiled snarknado shelter inspector now living in Häwkkjørnâdöstån.

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@mindys4Biden #trumpocrat - At some point, either before the midterm election or the end of the year, it’s highly possible and probable that Kyrsten Sinema will become a тяцмр🇷🇺ublican. After all, she has all the necessary qualifications and this weekend aced the oral entrance exam.

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#NotNeatniks - тяцмр🇷🇺 and his lawyers are howling about the haphazard arrangement of top secret files in the photo showing what the FBI found in тяцмр🇷🇺’s desk in his MAG-A-Lago office. The FBI coulda, shoulda hired an art director and a prop master before taking that pic.

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#ShutTheDoor - Bannon is a MAGA arsonist. If the J6 committee is naive enough to let him testify on live TV they will regret it. They will get zero usable or pertinent evidence. Bannon will turn his appearance into an episode of his War Room podcast and firebomb the proceedings.

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#JustSayNO - Note to the J6 Committee: Do NOT accept Oath Keeper leader Stewart Rhodes’ offer to “testify,” but only if it’s on live TV. What you’ll get will be a loud, Kellyanne Conwayesque, keep talking, no matter what, will not shut up, nonsensical QAnon rant.

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@pattonoswalt Holy Christ!

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@POTUS - Although Johnny B. is gone the Mustache has graciously agreed to stay on in a rubber stamp capacity until a brilliant and only the very best successor is named."

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@POTUS This morning, from the curb right in front of the White House, Johnny Bolton was summarily pushed directly into the path of an oncoming D.C. Metro Express bus! That leaves Rusty Doonbeg solely in charge of our national security without any adult supervision whatsoever!

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#tweaktwump - A beautiful thought, if I may. What if John Candy was still alive? He would have been the perfect Trump impersonator! Even better, since JC was also the perfect Curly Howard impersonator, what if he did Curly impersonating Trump?!? It does no harm to dream.

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#RudyGiuliani - Rudy, you said you’d work for Il Douche for nothing. You shouldn’t have to donate your time, dude. Your unique legal expertise is highly valuable and you should be compensated accordingly! Why not have Cohen pay? Or Mexico? Or the Deutche Bank? Or the Russians?

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@fotc Heal up quickly, Bret!

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Devin Nunes must be removed from Russia probe https://t.co/8T7t9NmN7d @moveon

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#travelban - A very well vetted 5 yr.-old Syrian refugee in handcuffs doesn't scare me as much as a mentally ill wacko w/ a gun show AR15!

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@sahnbjerghi This thought is from writer, Mindy Fischer. i thoughf it was important enough to pass on.

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Saw this on fb! Stealing it! Call the OR militia Y'allQaeda! I shudder 2 think what would happen if they were armed blacks or Muslims!

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@washingtonpost I'm waiting over here DJ Bonnie Donny T! What am I, chopped livah?!? C'mon! Insult me, baby!

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@outofedenwalk @natgeo To use more condiments.

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@rollingstone Best cover ever: Emmy Lou Harris.

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Damn! I had no idea those things on Lemmy's face were tumors!
Killed by death. R.I.P. you BEER DRINKING, HELLRAISING ACE OF SPADES!

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@rollingstone Why? Must be that arrears thing.

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@washingtonpost @thefix Jeb! should skip the election.