gabriela

cult of personality (disorders)

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

You guys gotta be rage baiting now because I refuse to believe this is an alien concept to you.

[Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt]

Actually ma'am, not many people know this, but it's a portmanteau of man and explaining.

[Judith Butler Bible Thumper @philosophysux]

I hope you all think of me not just as pretentious, but an asshole too

[gabriela @saintscrolling]

“the bar was not “a safe environment not interested in revolutionary praxis”” i’m in tears

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Good evening. Queer identity as radical politics was a 10 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

[gabriela @saintscrolling]

i would genuinely rather spend a night at an EDL pub than be anywhere near people like this

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

Gotta love the implication that they should pay this crazy person who's been harassing them on social media to show up to a meeting in person to harass them more.

[Matt! (Please Press Pause?) @mcinthedc]

I’m sorry but I don’t think you can identify as both male and a lesbian. I’m drawing the line in the sand here.

[sistema pega-tarado do beto carreiro @gordinhasgemeas]

queer women love to do dumb shit like this to their spaces and then tweet shit like “omg why is the gay male scene so overrepresented 😭😭😭 where are the lesbian bars?”

[gabriela @saintscrolling]

imagine showing this to someone from the 1950s

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

you can now deliveroo a vibrator to your door for less than £20 with an advantage card if anyone was wondering x

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

dont sit on that couch I fucked on it

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I AM A POET OF BULLSHIT.

[Chxrry @Chxrry2you]

Norman fucking Rockwell

[gabriela @saintscrolling]

forgot i got a tattoo and just got jumpscared by seeing it in my peripheral

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

no i love how life is a series of situations that you're unequipped to handle until you've already handled them and the moment has passed. i think that's awesome

[cheese @CheesyCheesy3]

Why can’t I bring this to a fucking job interview I’m literally autistic

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf 🇭🇳 @cowgirl_bebop]

These people are simply not gonna make it and I think it's high time everyone accepts that.

[🤠 @will_selecta]

How I’ve been moving at parties when people ask how I’ve been doing

[b3k-holing @b3kholing]

at this point instagram is just a pokédex for everyone ive ever met while on a bender

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Shazaming Ave Maria during a funeral